bend and spread

1. verb - The act of bending over and spreading your butt cheeks in someone's face (usually for a rectal visual exam)

Dude, at MEPS I had to do the bend and spread. It was mortifying because the doc was like 70.

by waterleopard December 27, 2011

spreading joy

The phrase refers to the process of letting a massive amount of fart gas out in a carefully metered way- usually by farting silently while walking. In this manner, a disasterously huge amount of fart may be discretely dispensed over a larger geographical area. When faced with the prospect of needing to fart in a socially awkward situation, a person often resorts to initially letting a test fart. If the test fart indicates a vile, deadly amount of gas, the person may opt to walk (for example) from the punch bowl across the dance floor, and over to the bar- all the while silently farting the whole way. People at the punch bowl will begin vomiting, the dance floor will clear and the bar area patrons may begin to pass out. Meanwhile, the farter may actually be dozens of feet away, thus escaping blame. In such a way, the farter is said to be "spreading joy."

Damn, Frank is such an idiot. He farted over by the band and kept walking. He's spreading joy all over the wedding reception. How disgusting!

by Frank Klaune September 1, 2005

Spreading Crow

Spreading Crow is firmly spreading a hot babes ass cheeks and pounding her pooper.

"oh man, look at that hot chick!", said Brad, "yeah, id spread her crow." said Dan, "I love spreading crow!".

by CrowTime December 15, 2011

anal spread

A delicious alternative to the bush taco, wherein a solid and juicy shit is spread on bread, toast or eaten with carrots and celery. Intense vommiting may follow.

I have a piece of bread but I have no peanut butter. I do however have anal spread, well I will in about 5 minutes.

by esparagus partridge October 21, 2009

sorted

-nice, friendly, pretty, cool, hip
- to be 'in style'.

- Miles is askin Seki what he thinks of Kay, 'She's sorted, she is.'

by x_Susie_x July 21, 2005

spread

In competitive forensics, to spread is to speak very quickly, esp. in debate rounds.

Jeff: Could you understand what that debater was saying?
Diana: No, he was spreading too quickly.

by bitterspice June 5, 2005

Spread

When a large breasted woman wears a tight shirt, it refers to the "ripples" in her shirt between her breasts.

"Woah bro, check out the nice spread on that broad."
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by foshee p February 12, 2006