Splitting the Coconut

Using a spoon to seperate the lips of the vagina, then using the spoon to eat her vaginal fluids like a soup.

Tyrone: UNN why is this spoon so narsty?

Derrel: Bruh i was splitting the coconut with dat bitch Laquisha last night

by Boboshazaz December 03, 2011

Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

by Debyumyum March 28, 2020

shit and split

A bowel movement that consists of only one log and 1-2 wipes to cleanse yourself. Usually 30 seconds from pants down to pants up.

"it won't be long, it's going to be a shit and split."

by 711arbor October 15, 2009

Split Tits

When a girls tits point in crazy angles away from each other. The easiest way to tell if a girl has these without seeing her naked is to check her cleavage. If the start of where her boobs come out looks like it could hold a trapezoid shaped building block then she's fucked. Not literally.

Oblivious Guy: Oh my god man check out her she's so hot!!
Smart Guy: Yeah shes hot but check her boobs man she has Split Tits. It totally ruins her hotness.

by justinbewley January 25, 2010

Lickity Split

What one would do to a girlfriend, oral sex with the female gender, going down on the female gender

"You know, Sally, if you ever needed and help, I could help you... lickity split."

by Myxr Mhalador of Calindria January 30, 2005

banana split

when you put whip cream in a girl's mouth and pussy or ass, and you stick a banana in the girls pussy or ass, then 2 other people eat from the tip of the banana to the end.

me and my bestfreind ave his girlfreind a banana split.

by billy bildo August 14, 2010

Shit and split

When somebody leaves the restroom without washing their hands.

Did you see that dirty fucker!? He just shit and split.

by rburton October 01, 2009