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to risk eating the horse's sperm

When you have 50/50 odds that something could turn out just fine or be really, really awful, and you go on doing it anyway, you are taking a risk that you could be "eating the horse's sperm". Typically refers to sex acts, but not always.

From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....

(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)

If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).
Steve: "So, I found out midway through the date that she is on drugs for being crazy, but I was hungry for companionship so I decided to risk eating the horse's sperm and took her home."

Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"

Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."
by Clintacus February 7, 2010
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spermulate

Another term for projectile ejaculation. Also known as a "Cum Cannon."
Oh my god i cant believe you just spermulated on my face
by Terrence, Nigel May 30, 2006
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Self-Propelled Mobile Sperm Receptacle

Any woman who serves but one purpose in life....that being to gain favor with men by being known for one thing and one thing only.

A polite name for a women of very loose morals.

Also, a women who gets around, literally.
The best thing that you can say about her is that she's a self-propelled mobile sperm receptacle.
by Coolidge Whore Driver June 10, 2010
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sperm sponge

A woman who seems to have a tendancy to soak up semen from all directions with no obvious limitation.
stop pestering, ive shagged you 15 times already and its nearly time for breakfast.. Go make me a full english you fucking sperm sponge..
by Drex Johnson November 3, 2008
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Spergbaron

A person who Spergs out so much that they have mastered the act and are so adept at doing so that they believe it to be normal behaviour.
Haha that guy demanding they change the tesla back to its pre nerf state while crying all over the forums is such a spergbaron!
by el ramo August 21, 2010
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spermometer

Man: Can I stick my spermometer in your downstairs turkey, see how hot it is?
by Lizard_Queen July 12, 2007
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