soggy clown 

When a Clown wants to jerk off onto its outfit while talking to kids

Jerry The Clown: *Masturbates*
Sam: WOW Jerry Check you out you soggy clown

soggy clown by Daddy Vlone October 31, 2019

Soggy biscuit 

A game males play with each other as a dad or sexual pleasure. All guys jerk it until they cum, the last one to do so eats the biscuit

Yeah.. they played soggy biscuit last night and I lost. It was so disgusting and fun at the same time.

Soggy biscuit by Captain Raymond Holt December 14, 2019

Soggy Kermit 

The act of feeding your stepsister mass amount of Taco Bell and then proceeding to shove your fist up her ass as you would a puppet, then grab a fistful of fiery, watery, Taco Bell shit and whisper in her ear in a Kermit voice saying, “gee the swamp sure is nice”

I was at this party last night and gave her a soggy Kermit.

Soggy Kermit by DirtyGoblinReceiver69 December 15, 2019

Soggy bacon 

When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.

Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.

Soggy bacon by uandus January 21, 2020

soggy kneecap 

An offence to someone when you can’t think of something else

Shut up you ,soggy kneecap

soggy kneecap by Pidgeonsandshit November 22, 2020

Soggy Pigeon 

Typically used in banter, a soggy pigeon is a person who doesn't deserve your time, but you won't say it to their face because your afraid of socialising.

"Oh my god, will you ever feck off, soggy pigeon."

Soggy Pigeon by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

Soggy Doska 

To dunk doska in milk and/or water and leave her to dry on a clothesline.

Paige: Czech, where is doska?
Czech: Oh, she got soggy doska'd

Soggy Doska by Mealworm Hub July 8, 2021