Soggy bitch

A wet blanlet type who will go out but immediately cause discord or insignificant but disruptive drama.

Sophie got huffy that her friends oredered drinks while she was on the phone for 10 minutes outside. They should have known not to invite such a soggy bitch.

by Truefloof September 2, 2017

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soggy carrot

A sad blowjob.

Carly gave Dave a very unenthusiastic soggy carrot after their second date.

by afwtk July 28, 2016

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Soggy Quesadilla

When a man ejaculates on a tortilla, then processed to smack his woman in the face with it

“Brenda, why do you have a black eye?”
“It was our anniversary, and Jason wanted to give me a soggy quesadilla.”

by WildWolf November 30, 2022

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Soggy Taki

A circlejerk around a plate of takis. The last person to cum has to eat ALL the takis.

"Hey bro, the Princeton kids were playing Soggy Taki in the bathroom yesterday."

by Papi SpeedyShy April 4, 2017

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Soggy Tenner

To wrap ones penis in two 5 quid notes and engage in furious sex with a consenting partner. Sometimes the notes are put into a condom other times the notes are simply taped to the penis.

Guy 1: S'up, get up to much at the weekend?

Guy 2: Sure did man, I gave the girl from the sandwich place a soggy tenner, she loved it.

Gut 1: Nice!

by PDawgWillRideYourMaInTheBog January 21, 2013

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