Team Sober

A group of hooligans who patrol the Auckland Area pubs purporting to be sober. Members can often be found intoxicated on pub floors. The name is extreme irony.

Hey look that guys from Team Sober!

Team Sober by Team Steam December 16, 2006

no shower, no sober 

Originally coined while highly intoxicated during camping, "No Shower, No Sober" is the motto used by true savages and is a fool-proof way to have an insane time.

"No Shower, No Sober" refers to when a large group of people do not shower or sober up for a period of three or more days. Massive quantities of alcohol are required.

"The line for the showers is hella long, I don't want to wait..."

"Well, fuck that shit anyway, mate. No shower, no sober!"

no shower, no sober by Elenitsa August 18, 2006

Captain Sober 

When a single man is sober and takes charge in a group of miscreants that are drunk

Adam - Oh no! The teacher is gunna see us all drunk
Captain Sober - Don't worry I got this guys. Go hide over there.
Teacher - Whats going on here?
Captain Sober - Nothing everything is perfectly fine, I mean, look at me, aren't I perfectly sober? 'Cause I am Captain Sober

Captain Sober by Bigmamas words April 23, 2011

Sometimes Sober Saturday 

A Sometimes Sober Saturday is a Saturday that qualifies as being sober. This can be for any reason. It is really more of an event, than an adjective.

Joe: "Man, last night was boring, I had a sometimes sober Saturday. :("

Tim: "I've got a lot of homework, I think I'm going to participate in a sometimes sober Saturday."

Sometimes Sober Saturday by izzy zainea March 1, 2009

Hoe Sober 

when a person is hoe free for a period of time; a person avoids hooking up with people who get around

I'm hoe sober for two months, I only hook up with girls who have class

Hoe Sober by Broccoli Rabe Capella Group May 1, 2011

florida sober 

It’s like CA sober but your less confined to just smoking pot. You can drink, occasionally partake in recreational pharmaceuticals, and probably still function.

I was gonna do that 75 Hard workout thing, but the no booze element wasn’t my jam. I’m Florida sober and want to have some fun.

florida sober by Darthspock March 8, 2022

bushwick sober 

to only smoke weed, drink alcohol, and do ketamine.

“hey man wanna do some blow?”
“nah man i’m bushwick sober, i’ll take some horse tranq if u got tho”

bushwick sober by britishspy January 5, 2023