sober kahlon

Cute boy powerlifter of next generation strongman of next generation very very nice body

Oo that guy is huge is he like sober kahlon ??

by Harpartap singh November 24, 2021

Asheville Sober

One who abstains from alcohol, but partakes in literally any other type of substance as long as it comes from plants.

Don’t bother bringing that six pack to the party, bring those shroom chocolates though, the host is Asheville sober.

by divinelightning January 9, 2022

sober trip

when you havent smoked weed for a little bit, but the thc is still in you blood stream so you have little flashes of intoxication, feeling sad and tired.

“hold on for a sec im letting my sober trip pass”

by river lynn June 29, 2021

sober-trip

When someone trips out over something while sober.

Bro thinking about life is a sober-trip.

by ILikeAnalFourTwenty69 March 14, 2020

sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.

I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad

by Hubbz September 23, 2013

Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 18, 2018

Sober pocket

When you have moments of clarity and "soberness" while intoxicated or high.

"Guys I'm serious. In having a sober pocket."

by SportyZo May 7, 2016