drop the soap 

To do something horribly, horribly stupid that leaves you wide open to be screwed, like in a prison shower. Screwage may be figurative or literal.

"I dropped the soap! Now I'm as good as screwed!"

drop the soap by matt November 1, 2003

Russian Imperial Soap 

The frothy lather created when a Russian gas cooker’s vaginal juices are mixed with man gravy, genital sweat a.k.a. Duck Butter and saliva, then laced with the odour of burned latex.

“Hey Denise, you should have seen the Russian Imperial Soap this gassie from St Petersburg left me with.”

Russian Imperial Soap by D. Slippington June 22, 2016

college soap 

A mix of soap and water that is made when there is not enough soap in the dispenser to get some out. This is typically found in a college dorm room.

Hey man, can you add more water to the college soap? It's out again.

college soap by mvolfman April 5, 2011

wet soap dish 

You're in the tub and there's jus a lil bit of water in there, your girl comes in and you go on top and she's slidin' like a wet soapdish

Yo you hear joey gave that girl a wet soap dish?

wet soap dish by Ayy Ro June 1, 2005

free soap 

a word created for fobs when they get rejected by hot girls and then seek aid from the gandalf becuase FUKIN DUMB BELLEND DOOR died by fukin snape u snake i.e the wizard of kik , hence the kik wizard named the fob after the word suicide ... named him "suside" as he has emotional trama ect , pray to god these fobs do commit suside .

FSFS THIS FOB IS GOING FREESOAP AGAIN

FREE SOAP MEANS EMOTIONAL TRAIN REC

free soap by FREE SOAP October 14, 2015

drop the soap 

An utterly hilarious Bob Rivers song parody of "Rock the Boat" (1973) by The Hues Corporation.

And no, it's all an urban legend. It's perfectly safe to drop the soap in the prison showers. It's just not safe to pick up the soap after... the jail showers are disgusting and you really don't want to know what's down there.

Ever since this prison term began
My tush has lived in fear of some big hairy man
And I'm nervous hanging out with these thugs and thieves
They're looking for a quiet place to corner me

I hope that I get out on probation
Before someone in that washroom gives me love deviation

So I'd like to know if
You get the notion
If I touch my toes will
You get the lotion
And I'd like to know when
You make a motion
And I'd like the guard to
Hear the commotion

Drop the soap
Don't drop the soap baby
Drop the soap
Not safe to bend over
Drop the soap
Don't tap my butt, bubba
Drop the soap...

drop the soap by bitchuck October 22, 2023

Don't drop the soap! 

A comment saying used it reference to being ass raped by a well endowed black man when reaching for soap that you "accidentally" dropped.

Tyrone: "Don't drop the soap!"
Frank: "Oh no! I dropped the soap!"
*looks around to make sure Tyrone saw*
Tyrone: "Hey. You should really get that"
*Frank bends over*
Tyrone: "Surprise, Motha' Fucka"

Frank and Tyrone are actually secret lovers but Tyrone is afraid and ashamed of their love. Frank is Tyrone's Prison Bitch

Don't drop the soap! by FrickFrack July 28, 2014