Ian Shultz

Ian Shultz is a marshmallow and kind of looks like a blueberry sometimes. He like Arctic fox and cold.

Shultz shulker box paprika

He look bieber

And sometime backflip

Love, your children

“Lordy, is that Ian Shultz!!”

“My my, if it aint my father Ian. He’s one hell of a marshmallow.”

by TrinkeyandJulianne January 8, 2023

Explain Simultaneous Equations

The thing you ask your stupid friend to define as a test of intelligence.

"Explain Simultaneous Equations."
"I can't, I'm too stupid."

by HappyCrocodile24 March 27, 2023

Glass Smelter

White girls who date arab guys. Because glass is made out of burning sand. Derivative of coal burner.

"Karen is a dating Mohammed. She's a pro glass smelter."

by bronzeborne October 7, 2023

Taylor Shultz

Taylor Schultz is a food thief

“Don’t be a Taylor Shultz “ that’s my nugget.

by Dfehe May 9, 2024

Ass-sault

To consume the foods in the magical recipe below and then unleash the resulting "perfect storm" of pungent poop power upon your unsuspecting victims.

Component Food Item
The Base A large steak (heavy protein)
The Sulfur A massive side of roasted Brussels sprouts and garlic
The Catalyst 3-4 hard-boiled eggs
The Volume A side of black beans or lentils
The Finisher A large protein shake (whey isolate) and 2 dark beers

I made steak, eggs, Brussels sprouts and black beans and washed it down with a protein beer-shake, soon you fools will all experience my ass-sault

by Chunkmastarr April 11, 2026

Ardoyne Smelter

When the Anus of a man is rapidly filled with other mens bodily fluids (cum,squirt juice,spit, or a combination) then the receiving man proceeds to tightly clench his arse cheeks together and shake his body, effectively smelting the fluids inside of his arse.

“Hey Ronan, did you see johnnys nephew got an ardoyne smelter!”

by Micky Drymouth July 15, 2025

Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter

A very sexual act that is only performed by lesbians. You first have you and your partner to take 3 kilograms each of cocaine 12 hours before the act. Once done you must obtain an industrial size iron ore smelter powered by uranium. Next both girls should defecate into a nuclear waste container filled with plutonium 239 and 100 sticks of TNT in a lead container with a fuse on the outside. They then should prepare a funnel just large enough for a dildo to fit through. Once the faeces have covered the plutonium you then should proceed to take some M&M's covered in petrol. Combine the radioactive plutonium faeces and petrol covered M&M's in a large plastic bucket. Begin the act by inserting 3 large pieces of iron ore into the smelter and turning it to full. Soak the dildo in arsenic and insert strap end into vagina. The funnel should then be stuffed with some of the radioactive plutonium faeces with petrol soaked M&M's. Begin by inserting funnel into the receivers anus. Then the two should jump into the iron ore smelter when the iron has completely melted. The other person with the dildo should fuck the other persons anus with the funnel in it. The lead container with the TNT should have the fuse lighted and thrown into the smelter. Then a B2 stealth bomber should fly overhead and drop 2 nuclear warheads onto the smelter while the dildo and M&M's combust along with the TNT at the same time as the nuclear warheads drop onto the smelter.

General: Colonel, how was the top secret nuclear project?
Colonel: Yeah, we gave it a twist by doing the Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter.
General: Donald Trump could definitely use that on North Korea!

by AWP_69analmaster69_AWP July 30, 2019