Ass-sault

To consume the foods in the magical recipe below and then unleash the resulting "perfect storm" of pungent poop power upon your unsuspecting victims.

Component Food Item
The Base A large steak (heavy protein)
The Sulfur A massive side of roasted Brussels sprouts and garlic
The Catalyst 3-4 hard-boiled eggs
The Volume A side of black beans or lentils
The Finisher A large protein shake (whey isolate) and 2 dark beers

I made steak, eggs, Brussels sprouts and black beans and washed it down with a protein beer-shake, soon you fools will all experience my ass-sault

Ass-sault by Chunkmastarr April 11, 2026

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ass salt

Seminal residue left on ones anus which becomes crusty.

Alice was pounded all night in the ass. She woke up in the morning and she felt her ass was crusty then realised she had ass salt

ass salt by lolwut2 October 18, 2012

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bomb ass salt

pure, long lasting, slow burning, crystal clear, meth that is recieved in the form of shards in generous amounts, and is also delivered

man, that is some bomb ass salt, i've been on one for days and i still got some left. whered that shit come from? damn, cause one hit and oooo, that is some bomb ass salt.

bomb ass salt by melanie mueller August 26, 2006

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Ass Salt Rifle

A nickname given to the MA5b and MA5c Assault Rifles in the Halo series due to its lack of usefulness. Seriously it's like a fucking Nerf gun.

1337gam3r1: Jeffy quit using the ass salt rifle and pick up a DMR! Look at ur K/D
Jeffy197: But its good!
CheeterPeter22: I'll hack you!

Ass Salt Rifle by BoredKid1911 June 29, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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