Ass-sault

To consume the foods in the magical recipe below and then unleash the resulting "perfect storm" of pungent poop power upon your unsuspecting victims.

Component Food Item
The Base A large steak (heavy protein)
The Sulfur A massive side of roasted Brussels sprouts and garlic
The Catalyst 3-4 hard-boiled eggs
The Volume A side of black beans or lentils
The Finisher A large protein shake (whey isolate) and 2 dark beers

I made steak, eggs, Brussels sprouts and black beans and washed it down with a protein beer-shake, soon you fools will all experience my ass-sault

by Chunkmastarr April 11, 2026

ass salt

Seminal residue left on ones anus which becomes crusty.

Alice was pounded all night in the ass. She woke up in the morning and she felt her ass was crusty then realised she had ass salt

by lolwut2 October 18, 2012

bomb ass salt

pure, long lasting, slow burning, crystal clear, meth that is recieved in the form of shards in generous amounts, and is also delivered

man, that is some bomb ass salt, i've been on one for days and i still got some left. whered that shit come from? damn, cause one hit and oooo, that is some bomb ass salt.

by melanie mueller August 26, 2006

Ass Salt Rifle

A nickname given to the MA5b and MA5c Assault Rifles in the Halo series due to its lack of usefulness. Seriously it's like a fucking Nerf gun.

1337gam3r1: Jeffy quit using the ass salt rifle and pick up a DMR! Look at ur K/D
Jeffy197: But its good!
CheeterPeter22: I'll hack you!

by BoredKid1911 June 29, 2011