Smacking log

Another way to say "masturbation".

Izik walked in on Tanner smacking log at 7 am.

by Big Coxie March 8, 2023

Smacking the jauga

A slang term for masturbating while in your sleep or when extremely tired. It is natural and done without thinking. A jauga is a large, usually circumcised penis.

Man, last night my mom walked in on me while I was smacking the jauga! I didn't even know I was doing it!

by OG Squad Defines November 21, 2016

smack heed

usually refers to a smack/heroin addict, lives lower class and is very unwilling to society.

AKA junkie like to congregate in lower parts of city ie: Dundee

check that smack heed his chin is aboot touching the flare,,
check that smack heed his chin is about to touch the floor,,

that smack heed over there is fucking disgusting.

by dundonian poet October 13, 2012

bungle smack

Someone of annoyance

Someone of faggotry

That kid is a bungle smack

by Jackson Luther October 14, 2017

Smack Daddied

To have the shit knocked out of you by a massive force.

Emma, you are about to get smack daddied by some storms.

by Mister 101 June 29, 2019

apache smack

When you're having sex with a girl on her period, and you pull out and helicopter your dick and hit her in the face with it, so her period blood gets splattered all over her face, while you yell like an Indian

I totally Apache smacked your mom last night and she loved it!

by Sleepstak February 12, 2014

just smack it

When you want to achieve something and you want to commit to that thing and just get it done you would use the phrase 'just smack it'

-CaseyNeistat
-Dan Mace

Yeah, let's just smack it.

by DanMace May 28, 2018