shockery

An extremely high voltage, arguably has the most shockage of all. Do not attempt to in any way interact with it, for you will not be able to survive. A "Shockery" may have a chance to give you electric powers (That's what happened to Geoffrey) but there is a small amount of chance. Anyone who is called a "Shockery" must be awesome in some way, as the voltage would have killed him (As David was killed) Do not underestimate the power of Shockery.

WATCH OUT! SHOCKERY IS COMING TO KILL YOU!!!

by JevNoKiro May 26, 2014

multi-slacker

A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.

Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.

Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.

by Fuze Defines April 30, 2007

super slacker

college kid who doesn't get a lot of sleep, wakes up late when he does sleep, and never does any work.

Steve, your a super slacker. Go play hide and go fuck yourself.

by Rob T. R. September 14, 2007

shocker

the traditional method of poking a girl
where 2 go in the pink and one goes in the stink.

i gave your mither the shocker

by the penis monster January 14, 2009

shocker

This is a bedroom move. Two in the goo, one in the poo. AKA The Stinger, The Equalizer, The Southbound Surprise.

Tonight, When your parents leave I'm comin' over and givin your sister "the shocker"

by TastesLikeDeadBaby July 19, 2008

Double Inverted Shocker

Just like the shocker, but flip her on her stomach, and engage both hands. So its two in the pink and four in the stink.

I was giving this girl a back massage and I slipped her the Inverted Shocker, but it wasn't enough so I had to give her the Double Inverted Shocker.

by godzilla1972 April 20, 2009

male shocker

Four on the sack, one in the back.

alternately,

Two on each nut, one in the butt.

After the way you treated Daphne tonight, i wouldn't be suprised if she gave you the male shocker.

Last night was awesome...Daphne gave me the male shocker.

by chunk t September 21, 2006