sleeping about you

To think about a person while you rest with your eyes open.

He my love I can’t stop sleeping about you, your the only thing I can think of .

by Theloverman January 15, 2018

sleeping booty bomb

When you have gas as you sleep and you let big farts rip while you're sleeping waking up your significant other with a rumbling booty bomb.

Last night my wife was startled awake by a sleeping booty bomb

by Dr linguistics February 6, 2018

sleeping oil

Old Cum

Eww. Look at that sleeping oil

by ThatGayShit June 5, 2018

Sleeping Tom

When a person drapes their scrotum and testicles over the eyelids of a sleeping friend.

That kid was passed out in the bathroom so you know I had to give him a sleeping tom

by Heterofaggot October 21, 2018

sleeping pretzel

When you wake up to find your other half asleep in a pretzel like position. Usually feet and legs will locked in a twisted position raised above the bed.

I caught you in the sleeping pretzel position today again...

by Troll account March 15, 2019

skeening

When a boy/girl really likes a person but never asks them out.

Guy 1: hey are they dating? They look perfect together

Guy 2: nah he’s skeening her

by The tree November 21, 2019

sheeping

sheeping is the act of a married couple taking turns sodomizing a fully grown male sheep roleplaying as a Sheppard

honey what time Would you like to go sheeping tonight?I'm craving tight sheep bootyhole

by junesfineaswine November 6, 2019