Stomach

The ability to turn something into shit. Includes, but not limited to: breaking an object or device, unable to successfully complete a process or routine, or generally F*ing something up.

John: Will borrowed my phone just to give it back to me with a broken screen.

Mike: Will is such a stomach.

by Comandante_Maje June 21, 2010

sitcom timing

coincidental timing so perfect so as to be extremely rare in real life yet such things occur quite frequently in sitcoms

I was asking a coworker how tickets for the outing will be distributed when my manager, with sitcom timing, walks up and hands us the tickets.

by trekkie-monster August 14, 2009

Stomach Dick

When you fuck a girl so hard and deep that she gets a stomach ache.

"Man your girl was telling my girl that her stomach hurts every time you fuck her"
" Yeah, I went so deep that I have her he stomach dick"

by Mags D August 27, 2017

Stomach bump

When your cock is sooo big (or if she is really small) it shows a little or big bump in her stomach where your tip is.

"Omg carlos was so big he gave me a stomach bump"

by Baka baka oniii chan~ May 5, 2018

cheektowaga stomach

A colloquial term for a woman who resides in Cheektowaga, NY who has a muffin top and/or fupa.

Wow! Let's go to the Galleria and check out those Cheektowaga Stomachs!

by Nini1986 September 12, 2013

Stoner's Stomach

When your stomach doesn't feel like consuming any consumables until you get high

My stomach hurts, I got stoner's stomach. We need to go smoke so I can eat.

by Jason's asshole March 10, 2018

stomaching

Light petting performed with the hands and fingers on someone else's stomach.

Eric was stomaching Sidney.
Stomaching is okay, right?

by Willito May 10, 2006