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Simon Cowell

A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.
by psycho bitch March 14, 2004
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Ben Simmons

Loser both on and off the court. Known for taking Kendall Jenner back after she cheated on him publicly multiple times.
- You saw the 76ers game last night?

- No need, they still lose even with Ben Simmons
by ChelseaChelsea11 May 18, 2019
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simon birch

verb. To "simon birch" someone means that you've timed your bounce on a trampoline so that your friend or enemy's knees buckle and fall. The term originates from that weird midget character named simon birch in the 1998 movie of the same title.
"It took a couple of tries, but my babysitter finally simon birched my ass."
by d'A November 30, 2006
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simon

thats so simon
by dfdfsfsdfdfdsfdsfds May 16, 2019
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simone

Super sexy, totally worth fukin
should get to her shes totally hot
luving simone aka simon haha
luv u babe
Just the best babe out ayy simone
she disagrees
by sodvbiwdf October 16, 2008
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Simon Lennox

Is a major cockblock at all parties, and also at social events and gatherings.

Simon's tend to normaly have small thin dicks like a ruler.
Simon Lennox's Main Quote : "your not a slut, you dont have to do it"
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Simon

Simon is very Emo
Simon is very Emo
by IT IS MEEEEEEEE May 10, 2018
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