You're not just single, you're RIDICULOUSLY Single. This extra level of single-ness constitutes having vodka shots regularly at 4am, followed by administering the shocker to strange women at 6am, even on worknights, regularly finding yourself boning different women, even at 9am on Tuesdays, at least 2 or more women each week, hungover at least 4 mornings at work a week and telling women you are not 'emotionally available'.
Girl Looking for Marriage: He's pretty cute, is he single?
Slutty Girl: Oh, don't bother girl, he's RIDICULOUSLY Single. I'm gonna go talk to him though.
Slutty Girl: Oh, don't bother girl, he's RIDICULOUSLY Single. I'm gonna go talk to him though.
by ArmoSaus March 5, 2011
Get the RIDICULOUSLY Singlemug. by Anonymous March 18, 2003
Get the single nmug. Used to draw attention to an obvious connection between those who share their ideology and agenda with the international banking cartel to brazen and overt attacks against the long term sustainability of civilisation.
Bill: I read an article by Joe Schlongberg discussing how your wife should be free to sleep with whoever she wants and you should just support her, no matter how many venereal diseases she contracts.
Harry: Every. Single. Time.
Harry: Every. Single. Time.
by Augustisimus December 2, 2020
Get the Every. Single. Time.mug. Single Mother Winter being defined:
Man: Hey, are you pregnant?
Her: Yes I did hot Girl Summer.
Man: Who is the Father ?
Her: Idk
Man: Hey, are you pregnant?
Her: Yes I did hot Girl Summer.
Man: Who is the Father ?
Her: Idk
by SingleMotherWinter July 1, 2021
Get the single mother wintermug. When you notice a certain ethnicity always have their fingers in many pies ie Media Channels, Literature Companies, Governments, Banks, The Film Industry, Porn, Music, etc.
"Hey Jon, ever notice how "*they* monopolise every facet of our country, I mean they own all the media channels for crying out loud! It's even illegal to criticise them!!"
"Every. Single. Time."
"Every. Single. Time."
by goyimarmy March 2, 2022
Get the Every. Single. Time.mug. Primarily used in the military to refer to someone who has been on an extended deployment and now has less than 10 days left before going home.
by LogicalOperator July 2, 2008
Get the Single Digit Midgetmug. Alternative name for the Australian Shepherd (Aussie) dog breed.
Single Man Dogs are typically accompanied by their single man owners at the dog park looking for women to hit on.
Single Man Dogs are typically accompanied by their single man owners at the dog park looking for women to hit on.
Scenario 1 at your local dog park
Person 1: Do you think the single man will seal the deal this time?
Person 2: He never does.
Scenario 2 married man comes home with a single man dog
Husband: Honey I got us an Australian Shepherd.
Wife: You bastard! We are through!
Person 1: Do you think the single man will seal the deal this time?
Person 2: He never does.
Scenario 2 married man comes home with a single man dog
Husband: Honey I got us an Australian Shepherd.
Wife: You bastard! We are through!
by The iron chef of pounding vaj March 23, 2021
Get the Single Man Dogmug.