stroked you sideways

A phrase meaning who or what made you upset.

Person 1: Yo fuck math
Person 2: who stroked you sideways?
Person 1: My homework makes no sense and I got a quiz first period.

by A regular boy November 28, 2018

Fuck me sideways

An ejaculation that, when uttered sarcastically, say by someone like Aubrey Plaza, may be a response to not being surprised at news that is supposed to be surprising or enlightening, as being fucked sideways allows the vagina to be both more deeply penetrating and stimulated in a greater variety of places than most other types of fucking. It may also refer to the desire to exit oneself from an undesirable situation to a much better one.

Although technically Judy Garland could have clicked her heels and intoned the words "Fuck me sideways" as opposed to "There's no place like home," the screenwriters were perhaps wise to leave the former idiom for the inevitable slew of Wizard of Oz pornos to follow.

by Solanas69 April 4, 2019

get it sideways

Party hard as fuck
Snort lines of cocaine with the boys
The act of doing hardcore drugs at a party

Yo Dequavis, you tryna get it sideways tn?
I need some cocaine Jeff, we bouta get it sideways?

by bootylicker1420 April 16, 2019

anger turned sideways

Meaning a combination of insanity, humor, and irony that is married to a constructive and/destructive action.

BOILED DOWN: making a joke of your anger, laughing it off, or making a practical joke that shows your anger.

They say there is s link between anger and wit. Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sidways is insanity.

I always have a "anger turned sideways" attitude when it comes to war

by Theamazinggeek May 17, 2019

Fuck me sideways

When you wanna get fucked longitudinally

*Lies down on side* "Well fuck me sideways cunt"

by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020

peace sign sideways

the normal peace sign but tilted. means "ayo wusaap"
not used often except for taking pictures.

Mariella: "Jimmy has a pic where he's doing the peace sign sideways!"
Jimmy: "I'm just dead inside lmfaodxjdbcj"

by Kimcest March 21, 2021

Sidewalk commentary

The act of dishing or commenting on observations made about people, places, and things seen in every day life..Not to be confused with gossip.

We were making sidewalk commentary about her boob job..

by Polodad March 14, 2010