ridiculous speed

Faster than light speed, but not as fast as ludicrous speed.

When pursuing a space-winnebago, first you gotta go light speed, then ridiculous speed, then, as a last resort, ludicrous speed.

by chuenweing February 23, 2008

speed freak

(SPEED freak) n. a drug addict who is always high on crystal or methamphetamine syn: tweaker, meth head, sketcher

Dude: Yo, wtf is up with Sue? Is she always spun?
Other Dude: Fuck yeah man, she's a speed freak.

by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005

speed knots

punches delivered in rapid succession to the head.

I'm handing out speed knots to any one of these bitch ass motherfuckers.

by old ess July 24, 2004

jew speed

the speed at which a jew runs for money; approximately 42 miles per second; what is necessary to perfect your superjewman powers

I heard the penny drop a mile away, so I ran for it with jew speed and got it before the person had a chance to bend down to pick it up

by j00b (jewish n00b) February 22, 2005

mexican speed wrench

In its most literal form, any member of the wrench family featuring a screw-adjustable aperture, allowing one wrench to fit any sized nut or bolt. While not the ideal tool for the job, the mexican speed wrench is the fastest.

Is that bolt there a 15mm or 16mm? Ah, fuck it. Hand me the mexican speed wrench.

by dbbartender October 1, 2006

Shepedi

shepedi meaning someone is very sexy

dude you’re such a shepedi

by Astral jay December 14, 2021

Baywatch Speed

The inappropriately slow speed an individual engeages in a primary task at hand due to one of three things: lazyness, incompetence, lack of focus and/or focus on something they shouldn't be focusing on.

I'm sorry I'm late - the clerk checking my groceries was moving at baywatch speed because she was fat and was out of breath

by Willack October 16, 2008