Shmoodle

Platonic cuddling and making out, without the intention of taking it further. It is shared between two persons of any gender, who have a genuine affection towards each other while respecting each other's personal space. No strings attached and zero expectancy, Shmoodling is purely for serotonin and stress relief while making someone you care about feel loved and valued.

This is my best friend Leo, we love to Shmoodle after a fun night out!

by Leiboii May 14, 2022

Shmoofy

An adjective used to describe dogs named Rufus. Only dogs named Rufus can be shmoofy. A common nickname for Rufuses is “Shmoofy Roofy”. All Roofys are shmoofy, but they all have varying degrees of shmoofiness. It just so happens that my dog is the shmoofiest Roofy in all the land.

(Also yes, I’m aware that roofie is also a drug term, it’s just a cute nickname I have for my dog, ok?)

Oh my god, he’s so shmoofy!

What a Shmoofy Roofy!

by FunkyLittleGoblin July 23, 2022

Shmooked

A catch-all term for when something is messed up, complicated or completely goofy. Pronounced Sh-MOOK-d

“I got this bootlegged phone. It’s called a YouPhone.”
“That shit is so shmooked!”

by SandraPapillon July 27, 2022

Shmolie

A lazy piece of shit full of big dick energy with a 2 inch defeater.

Danny is such a shmolie I hope he never shows up to the party unless he comes in shmolie fashion with that chip and dip.

by Hakamajeen August 30, 2022

shmoof

a fat amogus named jimmy that eats donuts

look at dat shmoof.

by jimmy the amongus sus September 19, 2022

Shmoop

Fat over a vagina

rod- damn that girl got some serious shmoop

charlie- i would still tap that

by 123123312343123 November 6, 2022

shmoop

womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp
shmoopie

the most gorgeous boy in the world, straight out of the most romantic film ever made (the notebook)
AKA. THE NOOTBOOK

'I love shmoop like the sun loves the moon and miss shmoop like the flowers miss the rain' -womp

by shmoop's girlfriend March 12, 2023