Atomic Shitten

A nostril scorching, sphincter shredding cacophony of ropey pan slamming turds.

A bog grenade often tromboning out of the anus.

Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.

A heavily sedated Daley Tom lay motionless following his double hip replacement as a consequence of his giddying atomic shitten episode.’

‘Health experts have confirmed the accident was triggered by furious and animalistic honeymoon bumming’

by Herbie Dongsporran August 30, 2022

Pinching a no shitter

Not having the time to take a shit all day even though you know you have to. Or if there is not a place to take a shit.

When you are on a first date and you know you can't excuse yourself to take the kids to the pool.

When you are riding with your boss all day and know you can't ask your boss to pull over so you can have a shit.

On your first day at the new office when you can't ask the receptionist or your new boss where the bathroom is only to be gone for 20 minutes dropping the bomb.

I was up against two deadlines and had meetings throughout the day - I had to drop a deuce but I knew I would be pinching a no shitter which made me sweat and my guts quiver.

by Deuce Bigelow February 4, 2014

Dance of the Mad Shitter

When you wake up one morning to find the gates of your asshole ready to give way, consequently you find yourself having to to fucking charge to the bathroom to ensure that the brown discharge lands in the goddamn shitter and not your undergarments.

"I woke up early and saw eddie charge past me to the john.. Damn son, it must have been the Dance of the mad shitter."

by El chicken January 4, 2015

Decommissioning the Shitter

The act of disservice to a community by destroying the commode through a major shit eruption. Said shit storm is a janitorial nightmare, resulting in "out of order" signage.

Johnny Shatt, sensing a tummy rumble, knew it was time to release the dragon. Sitting on the porcelain commode, he grabbed his heals, held his breath, and with all his might bore down! The resulting shit geyser spackled the walls, the toilet seat, but oddly left Johnny's Polo shirt, khaki shorts, and penny loafers unscathed;nevertheless, the damage was done! Johnny Shatt was becoming a scourge to local businessess, but in some circles...a legend..for Johnny S. was on a streak, "decommissioning the shitter(s)" of not too many a fine business in Greater Los Angeles (Losssz Angeleeez, emphasis added) area.

by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

Shatterwhack

In its simplist terms a shatterwhack is shitting in the dimples on a persons back then hitting it with a cricketbat.

It is used in affection towards a person with great dimples in their back.

This word can alo be used if you are tired, like an extention to shattered.

That lady has exceptional dimples in her lower back, i would love to partake in some shatterwhacking with her.

I need to go to sleep, i'm shatterwhacked!

by Claus Fritz September 12, 2007

Shite Bullocks

A Northern Irish curse word (that is very fun to say) used in times of annoyance, amazement or fear.

1. Johhny: Here Jim, did ye hand in that GSCE Coursework yesterday?
Jim: Uck Shite Bullocks!

2: Johnny: Look at that naughty magazine...
Jim: Holy Shite Bullocks!

by FishWadge May 1, 2009

shitbear

1. (n) a mythical bearlike creature, akin to the easter bunny, that defecates in your yard.

2. (n) any person or animal who bears (no pun intended) similar qualities to the shitbear, namely laziness or unreliability.

1. "Dad, there's a shitbear in the yard!!!"

2. "Have you seen Landers?"

"No, him and Amber are being shitbears and sitting on the couch all day."

by EffinWheeler September 24, 2011