Sarpili Haide

A shitty copypasta or something that make literaly no sense but its funny

Jake: So what have you been up to?
Michael: Sarpili Haide

by AlzeLemon November 13, 2020

shapping

"To Shapp, verb: to attempt to sanitise one's online image, often in an urgent and/or hasty manner."

Derived from the checkered internet history of British politician Grant Shapps. While serving as a member of Parliament, he did business online as an internet marketing / sales guru named Michael Green. When the press found out, Shapps' sites began disappearing overnight. Guardian columnist George Monbiot ran a contest via Twitter to define the verb "to Shapp." This contest was won by Twitterer Rainbow_Meow with the above definition.

"I've been shortlisted for a job interview - got some major shapping to do tonight!"

"As it turns out, what happens at the donkey sanctuary doesn't stay at the donkey sanctuary. Time to shapp."

by Rainbow Meow October 12, 2012

shari

a stupid monkey who steals underwear and is great for smacking in the head with a bug net.
usually threatens to break kneecaps on the island bulletin board

shari's stupid

by thehjonklord April 14, 2020

Ben Shapiro

A truly based man. You cannot win against him in a debate, he will destroy any and all points you have.

Leftist: I--
Ben Shapiro: No

by average amogos enjoyer April 28, 2022

Sharpify

of or pertaining to sharpifying something via a sharpie.

We will sharpify your face today if you sign this legal document.

by everybodyx42 October 23, 2005

shapiro

A term used to describe a snitch, or a suck up.

Man, I got suspended because of that Shapiro.

by Inertia Longtrail April 21, 2007

Sharpiesscrubs

Scrubs Fan Site

Hey, u watched the latest episode of scrubs on Sharpiesscrubs.tk!

by the great creator March 30, 2009