Shangalang

When you rip someone's cock and nuts off with your bare teeth.

"If you're not bloody careful I'll have to give you the old shangalang!"

by C.Manne May 5, 2020

shangled

definition for a stronger way of expressing soemthing that is both shagged and mangled

"pauly c you look fokin shangled mate"

" yeah dude i nailed a propper fittie last night but also go lamped by her boyfriend"

by RandomPaul April 18, 2007

Shanghai Meat Spin

When you have a really hard boner and you put a short asian guy on your dick while standing up and spin them on your cock.

Mario:So Justin what happened to you last night?

Justin:I ended up meeting a little gay asian so i took him back to my place and we did the Shanghai Meat Spin

by JohnnyBoy6969 February 24, 2010

Shanghai surprise

to shit in a friend or foe's toilet without flushing. Leaving it to be found by the next unlucky soul. Prefereably at the point once discovered, the poo will have deteriorated into a cloudy substance which upon departiculation after initial flushing will release maximum odor.

Dood, WTF is this shanghai surprise in the toilet?

by T3n5oR October 15, 2008

Shando

(shahn-doh) n. a word that gay people and their affiliates, particularly the ones who were raised Christian or grew up in "the Church", used to describe their "spirit". Shando is usually the first word that Pentecostal/Baptist/COGIC people say before they start speaking in tongues and dancing/running all over the church. Gay people emulate this phenomenon when something brings them to utter excitement that is beyond words, for instance, the new episode of RuPaul Drag Race, a hot guy, or a new Beyonce song.

Ooh girl, that new dress is sickening. My shando is feeling this. Yes, Ma'am! WERQ!

Oh hell no! I know Chris didn't come to the wedding with that tired ass ho from the strip club. Lord, my shando is not pleased. Y'all better pray!

by fatblackdude February 20, 2013

shangle

to fuck a girl up the ass while she does a mid-air split

Special K: Who do you like to shangle?

Gaudett: My ThinkPad has a big hole between the mother-board and the JIZ-Sticky

by The Realest March 7, 2003

shanghai-ed

Verb form of the word shanghai. The process of Shanghai-ing.

I just Shanghai-ed a lady's purse and took all her dough.

by Dr. P aka Chainsaw August 17, 2006