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A phrase localised to central Scotland, mainly Stirlingshire. Also used south of the border to describe someone who furiously masterbates in public.
"that guy is a total Shand", "what a shando", "Will Shand is a fucking homo"
Shando by Sorcha Polly April 1, 2007
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(shahn-doh) n. a word that gay people and their affiliates, particularly the ones who were raised Christian or grew up in "the Church", used to describe their "spirit". Shando is usually the first word that Pentecostal/Baptist/COGIC people say before they start speaking in tongues and dancing/running all over the church. Gay people emulate this phenomenon when something brings them to utter excitement that is beyond words, for instance, the new episode of RuPaul Drag Race, a hot guy, or a new Beyonce song.
Ooh girl, that new dress is sickening. My shando is feeling this. Yes, Ma'am! WERQ!

Oh hell no! I know Chris didn't come to the wedding with that tired ass ho from the strip club. Lord, my shando is not pleased. Y'all better pray!
Shando by fatblackdude February 20, 2013

Aldrin Shando

guy 1: Yo why war all those girls over there
guys 2: Aldrin Shando has his shirt off

Shadow Windhawk 

A shadow windhawk is when a girl queefs and you never know which shadowy hole it came from.
Omg I was going down on this girl and she totally killed the mood when I was shadow windhawked by her!

The stench that shadow windhawk made me puke in my mouth a little.

I was in the dorm room and my girl was trying to be quiet but she relaxed and the noisy racket from the shadow windhawk made us laugh and wake up my dorm mate.
Shadow Windhawk by Scaryone August 14, 2019

Shadow Windhawk 

Another meaning for getting screwed over or used in a relationship by someone you thought loved you.

Kind of like the meaning of a shadow windhawk as a shadowy hole, fart or vart. You never know what hole it came from you were blindsided by it or them.
I cant believe that asshole shadow windhawked me he cheated on me took everything Sara told her BFF.

That dude the has shadow windhawk so many girl they never see it coming till it's to late

I was shadow windhawked by the shadow windhawk, damn bro that shitty but happen to everyone eventually
Shadow Windhawk by Scaryone August 21, 2019

Raid shadow legends

“It’s a brand new mobile rts”... look everyone hates this ad and it can honestly and quietly fuck off...
“Raid shadow legends”

*phone sails across open parking lot.
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kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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