Dad sesh

When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.

Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.

by Kevin Haas February 20, 2019

Swelter sesh

The overwhelming internal warmth derived from the simple act of sitting in the suffocating heat of a parked car after a long day in the frigid work space. It is often accompanied by dissociative scrolling on one’s phone or a blissful slip into the dreamscape.

“Sorry it took so long for me to respond to after work, I was having a swelter sesh in my car.”

As I sat in misery, shivering under the AC at work, I thought to myself, “I can’t wait for my swelter sesh.”

by Jroo5 October 17, 2024

Bake sesh

A fun fucking time with the boys. It is referred to hitting gas in the bathroom. Kevin, Larry, and Josh all don’t give a fuck. They hit gas on a regular

Josh: yoooooo lets do a bake sesh right now dawg
Kevin: dude fuck yea
Larry: fuck yea bitch

by Gay nigga 102567839 December 31, 2018

seshed

Before someone is insanely high as fuck off gods leaf, they are “seshed”.

you are “tipsy” before being drunk. in this case, you are “seshed” as opposed to completely fried.

by mommye July 14, 2023

on the sesh

Getting pissed off your nut all night
Getting fucked up
See wasted

Adam decided to head out on the sesh at the weekend with his mates to get royally fucked up.

by Adam in England September 9, 2018

sesh

Josh is the king of sesh

josh is a sesh gremlin

by Josh Cordiner July 24, 2018

ice cream sesh

ice cream sesh is when u sit with ur friends and eat loads of ice cream and listen to music or watch a movie and talk/spill tea. not that complicated 🤷 ♀️

person: you wanna ice cream sesh?
also a person but could be an alien: yes indeed i do 😌

by babygirl call me daddy x April 25, 2020