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A friend who is a judicious mix of intellect and intuition rooted in wisdom.
He believes that when we seek advice, we don't want to be told which option to choose. He highlights blind spots in our thinking and helps us clarify our priorities.
"YES Securities is the Choice of the Wize people like us"
by Mr. Wize November 24, 2021
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Last name, social security #

Mother’s maiden name or birth Father’s last name. Make sure to include first name for clarification.

A series of numbers used to define who you are. Mostly used on job applications, bank statements or background checks. Normally on your W-2 forms.
You will not receive a stimmy without your Last name, social security # matching up. Don’t forget your first name too.
by Regular Quick November 23, 2021
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Security Nihilist

Characterized by an assertion that each individual control to improve the security of an application is not perfect and can be defeated they are all pointless to attempt to implement
Pat is a Security Nihilist, wouldn't even put a password in an app to access bank accounts.
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Security

Corporate gaslighting used by big tech to justify taking away the consumer's rights and freedom of a product they paid for by locking out aftermarket parts and accessories or even first party parts without the manufacturer's blessing that comes in the form of proprietary software only they have access to.
To ensure the safety and security of our customers, a recent firmware update locks out the use of aftermarket accessories, parts and third party repair to secure the money in our pockets by forcing the user to mail it back to us at their cost so we can charge you up the ass for a poor quality fix and a six month plus turnaround time with no updates.
by 36368876 March 13, 2023
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security card

A term used by scammers to refer to gift cards, typically for the company they are impersonating, in order to trick victims into sending them money under the false pretence of keeping their account secure.
Sir, go to your nearest store and buy a $100 security card so your Amazon account won't get hacked.
by childishbeat March 25, 2023
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security screw

Person of the opposite sex that's referred to a best friend ensuring that they'll still get laid in event of a break up.

By King's decree because I said thee'
Man, did you hear Collin fukd Kat after him and Karen broke up? Told you that was his security screw. I knew they spending too much time together! I mean who goes dumpster diving?
by KingDirtyness March 30, 2023
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Secure-a-load

To make sure your man has ejaculated in you before he's left alone for a spell so he doesn't do so with anyone else while you're not there.
"hold up, I'll be right there in a few minutes, I need to secure-a-load real quick."
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