secondhand skyping

When someone skypes you after someone hung up on them just because you're available.

Lac Ta: "I was skyping Dunkey and Ernest Chao but it's over, do you want me to skype you now?"

You: "I hate secondhand skyping."

by JL1 February 27, 2014

Secondhand Dong

Secondhand Dong is best described as the awkward moment when one open mouth kisses, tongue kisses, or kisses their significant other/date after receiving a blowjob or receiving information that their significant other/date has given a blowjob.

Bro, it's a bad idea to kiss your girl right now. She just gave you a blowie, and there's no way I'm letting you get Secondhand Dong, dude.

by HexBuster May 25, 2014

Secondhand Choking

When your friend is choking and you laugh at your friend choking so hard you start choking too.

My friend has experienced secondhand choking

by panicphan July 1, 2014

Secondhander

Not to be compared to secondhand, a secondhander is when your bro jerks you off

The only thing you have to do is say #NoHomo before you do it

Bro 1: Yo i'm so sad i cant even get out my bed
Bro 2: Don't worry bro i got a secondhander coming up

by Marvin zoey January 8, 2019

secondhand lovers

A phrase that means to Masterbate or Jerk off.

My mom walked in and caught me under the covers with secondhand lovers.

by supernovasandbrains February 22, 2019

Secondhand Corn

Eating someone's ass after they recently ate corn.

Denton, are you sure you want to eat that ass? You gonna end up with some secondhand corn.

by Pricky Dick July 27, 2019

Secondhand Boner

When you feel sexually attracted to someone on behalf of their chemistry with someone else

Jack had a secondhand boner for Olga and kept on telling me to hit on her

by madkat9 August 14, 2019