Green Schnitzel

Using a cooked sausage as a cannabis pipe.

Bro 1- This family BBQ is cool.

Bro 2- Yeah man, I just toked up a green schnitzel.

by Kuruptos December 24, 2014

The "Schnitzel"

To coat your partner in flour, "egg" them and coat the mwith breadcrumbs.

Very common practice in Austria.

Wow, did you hear what John and Jane did yesterday?
OMG, did they try the "Schnitzel"?

by aSLACHSNUTTEN March 28, 2017

winer schnitzel

A big fat Scottish penis only bad asses have it like kyle and Gavin and Liam and Noah and gianna

Kyle did u see that Winer schnitzel on that kid named Noah it's really long

by Gdevs August 3, 2017

Paul Schnitzman

A noble man that can be a bit shy and reserved at times but also very loving.

Guy in the street: What!? IS that THE Paul Schnitzman? I can't believe it!
Guy #2: I know, he is kinda famous.... also a bit posh

by Eygäri February 13, 2018

Tom Schmitzing

A person who is getting high to the extent that their brain function reverses is, per definition, "Tom Schmitzing" himself/herself out of it. The person starts to talk in hieroglyphic gibberish or something that sounds like an animal noise, until they throw their hands up and fall into the next cushioned location. While the person seems fine at first, their greasy eyes and their mindless talking speak a different language. Be cautious of friends who are Tom Schmitzing in your smokers crew, you might end up losing your grams on these maniacs.

Also called "Tomming all over the place", which more commonly refers to puking after hitting a blunt, or "Schmitzing to the limit", this action is prominent among less stable individuals.

This is not to be confused with to pull a Tom Schmitz, which is a more prominent slang term in Central Europe.

"Bro what the hell you smoked our whole ounce while I took a piss?!"

"muwhaaaa hehehe"

"Come on man thats not fair! Seriously, you can't be Tom Schmitzing me again"

"mhuuuuuuuwaaaaa og kush kusshhhhyyy"

ALTERNATIVE (EDIT)
"Wow man he tom schmitzed the fuck out of your stash bro!!!"
"what not again - this guy keeps tom schmitzing the fuck out of my stash every week :'("

"Yeah i mean look he left some trace"

*lays in the corner sleeping*

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018

joey schmitz

A hot and amazing person that you can love forever and never want to let them go

Dang that Joey Schmitz sure is great I would love to have him in my bed

by big baby dad February 20, 2018

nonshit schnitzeled

To be denied, or robbed, of your ultimate expectation.

Jenny, I thought our date night at binkies would serve us oktoberfest jaeger schnitzel, but instead we had a salad and all you did was kiss me. You nonshit schnitzeled me.

by el capitano! October 4, 2018