Schooltism

A touch of autism that assists your education and grades, effecting it positively.

Man, thank god you have schooltism! You wouldn't have passed the test without it!

by samthedictionary December 19, 2024

Schoolycse

When school feels like a full-blown apocalypse—stress, chaos, and assignments flying at you from every direction.

Between exams, group projects, and surprise pop quizzes, this week has been a total schoolycse.

by karinadd January 23, 2025

Schoolcut

Mind Not Feeling Like Going Out Today, Just Travel Somewhere Else.

Person 1: I Hate Going Out Today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: School Happening Tomorrow
Person 2: Deadass
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: You Know What You Should Do?
Person 1: Do What?
Person 2: Schoolcut

by 21jay January 30, 2025

Schools

Is that where MY money should be going?

Hym "To the kids I didn't sire? No. This is what I mean about parents being sub-human filth. My tax dollars shouldn't be going to the schools because my rights are being violated. The people trying to steal our lives in the name of and to give to their kids need to be treated like the vermin they are."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2025

derby schools

Der•by; A school with high education and intelligence but is also a school full of fakes

Example: My friend is such a derby school

Derby schools

by CeCeilia November 9, 2013

Norwegian schoolbread

When u jizz in a girls face you throw tiny bits of coucounut on to her face. You then proceed to take a picture and send it to a friend you have a competition about who manages to do it first, then you write skolebrød.

Her: what do you want to do today?
Him: imma Norwegian schoolbread you.
Her:whats that?
Him: i cum in your face, throws coucou at you and sends it to a friend and writes skolebrød.

by GermanPussywaxer. November 21, 2016

the schoolies

Diarrhea attributed to stomach and bowel condition acquired from poor hygiene at school.

I have caught a dose of the schoolies.

by Max46 June 3, 2017