smoking the sausage

During anal sex, when the receiver farts on the giver's penis and lights it, resulting in a full-bodied charred flavor.

This dumb bitch was smoking the sausage last night, so I set her hair on fire.

by KJaxe January 13, 2008

sausage party

to be out partying and men outnumber woman...Implies a sausage fest

this fucking place is a sausage party...lets find some chicks

by D.S. March 23, 2003

sausage wrangler

One of the friends in your group of friends that tries to act cool but everyone really knows that he is a flaming shitlord.

look at john trying to talk to that chick, what a gay bitch sausage wrangler.

by gindertopia March 5, 2010

Italian sausage

A giant boner long and stiff enough that one can see it poking their pants

Jake: Harry, you have an Italian sausage
Henry: What?
Jake: yeah what’s that I see in your pants?
Henry: oh shit!!!

by Kidswillbekids July 12, 2019

sausage and meatballs

The opposite of a pressed ham. Pressing your penis and scrotum against something or catching an unwilling person to look at it.

D-bag showed the sausage and meatballs a minute ago.

by Westcoaster March 12, 2008

Cajun Sausage

when a person takes their hand, dunks it in lighter fluid (or any other flammable liquid), and then lights their hand on fire. Then they proceed give someone a handjob.

hey dude it hurts to pee.

oh my god! do u have an std?

no i got a Cajun sausage last night

by bergs75 November 16, 2010

Battering the sausage

The male art of masturbating

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.

by Emily Saunders November 6, 2005