"Sorry to hear about your gf. and losing your job. Are you ok?
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."
by bigmiketastic88 June 23, 2010
by PerfectVolt November 30, 2019
Form of ecommerce that merges the aesthetics of social networking and online shopping. Consumers use the site to upload information about products and their own wish lists.
by Smokey Q Rivers June 26, 2008
Person 1: Hey what you doing.
Person 2: Just looking at some shoes on ebay.
Person 1: Why? You know you don't have any money to buy anything.
Person 2: I know! I'm just web shopping.
Person 2: Just looking at some shoes on ebay.
Person 1: Why? You know you don't have any money to buy anything.
Person 2: I know! I'm just web shopping.
by Deezo88 September 17, 2009
by NNCDM September 02, 2021
Too self-conscious to enter a shop for fear of embarassment because it's too 'cool', too bright, or that you may break something.
She went to enter the shop, but suddenly became Shop Shy and performed a u-turn in the brightly flood-lit doorway when she realised all the staff were standing still and staring at her, ready to pownce and ask her lots of questions.
by RAJR March 06, 2009
While in a store or gas station, a member of the family (usually a the mother or father) will stand in line or sometimes even at the counter. Meanwhile, the rest of the family (usually the children) will run around the store and find petty things they want their parents to purchase (i.e. candy, hannah montana pencils, slim jims etc.). In most cases, the parent doesn't know how to tell his/her kids NO and the kids end up trading out what they want 50 times which holds up the entire line and completely confuses the cashier.
John and Tom walk into the gas station to get a soda. When they get in line, there is a woman at the register with a pile of goodies. The woman's kids are running around the store finding more goodies and putting them on the counter.
Woman to her kids> "Now you can get this or this, you can't have both. Go put one back or trade this one for that"
John to Tom> "Dude what the fuck is the hold up?"
Tom to John> "Some woman is nigger shopping with her kids."
Woman to her kids> "Now you can get this or this, you can't have both. Go put one back or trade this one for that"
John to Tom> "Dude what the fuck is the hold up?"
Tom to John> "Some woman is nigger shopping with her kids."
by someguywhogotpissedoffoneday July 21, 2008