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Mis-selling

A way propagandists, liars, fraudsters, and their careless repeaters describe theft by banks via fraudulent contracts, that can severely impact municipalities, their residents, small businesses, their employees, and other victims. A word used to take some of the most damaging fraud of our time and make it seem as trivial as a cashier shorting you a nickel or accidentally switching your purchased mango with another customer's bananas. Akin to saying Al Capone was Mis-behaving.
Bob, "Banks have been mis-selling contracts (sometimes via bribes) designed to be far too complex for clients to understand, and to profit themselves greatly at the expense of their clients (victims), sometimes as a result of market information the bank doesn't share (those AAA mortgage-backed derivatives are sacks of shit), or direct market manipulations (LIBOR) by those very banks."

Tim, "Isn't that fraud?"

Bob, "Yes, but let's be gentlemen and call it mis-selling. Here, have an austerity cookie and a pat on the head."

Tim, "Nevermind my bankrupted municipality, crappy services (as there is little money left to pay for them), rising property taxes and rent (renters pay property taxes one step removed), or my being laid off from my job. I've got a cookie! Fuck ya!"
by Danbits February 7, 2013
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selling you short

a finance term for when you sell a stock when you do not actually have any shares because you think the stock will go down and give you a profit (Basically you are betting against a stock). However, in terms of relationships selling someone short means you will gain by getting rid of them.
ex 1: man that girl didn't put out after two dates I am gunna have to sell her short.

ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)

ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.
by Shumongous October 13, 2014
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sell the la times

Me: was cracking

You : Ima go sell the la Times on my block real quick
by worrd up March 13, 2015
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Sell Out

When a band or solo artist becomes extremely popular and changes the style and sound of their music make more money, and to earn a spot on the "Top 40" music charts.
Perfect examples of sell out artists:

Coldplay

Elton John

Cher
by EJ5 October 19, 2015
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savage selling

The act of typing the price of something you brought at a garage sale into a inflation calculator and the date it was made, getting the price, and selling that same object for that price.
Ah, the sweet smell of savage selling!
by Shocken 2 November 18, 2018
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Sell out

You can call me racist, black man in this white world

I'm sick seein' sell out niggas married to these white girls
by Minglee01 October 11, 2018
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Sell out

Someone called Sofi who advertises too much things to her Uppsala located fanbase, things that no one would ever buy if it wasn't a recommendation from their beloved Sofi.
Person 1:Wow I Love that dress from "a brand" that Sofi mentoined in her story.
Person 2: Nah I would never wear that, she just advertises things for money and fame, she's such a sell out.
by Chugabitcj August 5, 2018
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