ricardus

This guy is your local meme expert.

Studied memeology for 10 years, earning his PhD at Sheridan.
He is able, with 100% accuracy, to classify each meme presented to him as dank, good, or just plain bad.
His only weakness is that he can't make his own memes and resorts to editing videos in hopes that someday he will make it to the top of r/youtubehaiku.
Dates girls his age, but only if they look like they're 10.
Low key supporter of Hamas.

Low key has down syndrome.

Dude 1: hey man what do you think of this new pepe I made
Dude 2: Who do you think I am, some sort of Ricardus.

by George Gord December 18, 2016

Riarm

Gay boy that is a guy that is cool cause you can hear his keyboard when he plays fortnite.
Thinks he's good at fortnite
He is fucking aids in a can ands sucks jacks pee pee

riarm is gay

by hawkseye November 28, 2018

Ricardo

In reality, possibly the most nicest black guy to meet.

On the internet, just another forced meme.

Person 1: Ey dawg, how ye doin'?
Ricardo: Doin' good. Just can't stand these fools who feel they need to annoy others how great I am.
Person 1: Yeah I feel ya homie. Can't stand fools like that.

by bumerhoomorr34 May 11, 2019

Ricardo fever

Too...much...ricardo

Ugh ive got the ricardo fever im ded

by Ricardof April 20, 2019

Ricardo

Usually Hispanic with brown eyes and black hair, very unsociable and shy, known as the quiet kid. very rarely makes the first move. Makes mistakes but doesn’t know how to get help to fix them. Has multiple interests, mostly in activities that let him express himself because it’s the only way he knows how to express himself. Usually, always the one getting left on sent/read. Most people won’t know the real Ricardo as he puts up a front to protect himself. Very loyal, once his heart is broken he will be broken forever until someone else helps him as he won’t reach out to others for help. A theater kid in heart and soul, he will try to act as if everything is fine and is happy when he is broken, never telling anyone his true feelings.

Person 1: IS THAT RICARDO???
Person 2: HI RICARDO
Ricardo: *waves*

Example 2
Person 1: Do you know Ricardo?
Person 2: The quiet kid?

Person 1: Yeah! He’s in theater and he is so much different when he goes onto the stage.

by Reallymydude May 3, 2022

the rigamortis

Before giving a handjob, the giver dips their hand in ice water: simulating a dead hand.

Dave wasn't Into it at first but once I gave him the Rigamortis he was dtf.

by Wanky_dave March 29, 2017

ricardo

ricardo likes big dicks and loves sunae webb

oh look its ricardo dosent he like big dicks?

by big cundviuer April 30, 2019