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rectal sweat

The mixture of sweat from various regions of the body slowly making its' way down to the crack of the ass, then mixing with fecal matter to produce an unpleasant smell and feeling.
Related to swamp ass as rectal sweat is the catalyst that causes the humid sweaty conditions of the ass. swamp asstaint mud butt
by statedrone August 4, 2012
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testicle shitting rectal wort

someone who is completely despised,and or a bitch of some sort of extreme measure
mommy there is a testicle shitting rectal wort in my window
by darth cooper February 19, 2010
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optical rectalitis

from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and constant mindfuck from a second party ~individual//group/groups. Common street vernacular that actually should be defined in UD is "SHITTY OUTLOOK".
I clean my contacts with Preperation-H because I have optical rectalitis.
by terryzz February 22, 2009
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Rectal Prolapse

A young Scotsman who likes to drink beer and party hard, and who fights oppression on the internet. A close personal friend of Hairybudda, although not a fan of genital piercings and certainly not a raving homo.
Oh, shit let's go to another web site, Rectal Prolapse is here :(
by Mr Super Duper July 16, 2008
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burning rectal syndrome

when the rectal area has a firey feel and cause discomfort to the owner of the rectum usually caused after spicy food and dune kune curry
I have burning rectal syndrome from when i got anally penetrated by the dune last night.
by poopbutt696969 June 3, 2008
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Ocular Rectal Fistula

Diagnosis made when a patient overall has a shitty view on everything
Turns out you don’t have any illness or disorder at all, you just have an ocular rectal fistula.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023
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Bangladeshi Rectal Nozzle

The act of inserting a hydraulic hose into another man's anus until he bloats up or explodes from the pressure.
Hey , can you give me a Bangladeshi Rectal Nozzle?

No! That would hurt!

I know, it's my fetish ;)
by Benji is a Legend July 25, 2016
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