rectal nausea

The urgent need to pass a bowel movement, esp. suspected diahrreah.

Those peaches were delicious, but they gave me a terminal case of rectal nausea.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

video-rectalitis

a shitty outlook on life.

Don't spread your video-rectalitis around here.

by Jonrush@ETEXAS August 13, 2005

rectal spread

1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness

2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities

3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter

I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!

by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008

Rectal Amnesia

When you can't remember shit.

I have a hard time remembering things, thus "I can't remember shit." I have rectal amnesia.

by Cryptic One May 19, 2013

rectal ants

little balls of cotton cause but rectal sweating found around the anal cavity

Man today was so hot I got rectal ants

by thetruth1000 March 8, 2014

rectal creature

Is someone who is socially awkward, Weirdo.
This phrase is originated in Hebrew - Yetzur Me hatahat
Yetzur - Creature
Me - From

hatahat - The ass

Can be used in a simpler way :
Creature from the ass

Rectal creature is using medical reference for more

sophisticated insult.

"Look at this weird looking dude! he's such a rectal creature!"

"Look at this weird looking dude! he's such a rectal creature!"

by Excel265 June 21, 2014

rectal plunger

The name you give a guy's dick if he fucks you in the ass and then pulls out, after which you take a shit.

God, I was so constipated last night, and then John and I buttfucked, and boy, was his dick a rectal plunger! I took a huge shit right on his face!

by BooSackNoodle November 4, 2014