Rectal Investigation

Anal body cavity search performed during a traffic stop by police

Pulled over for speeding, Willie soon became the target of a lengthy rectal investigation in the officers futile search for crappy contraband.

by Rayngel November 6, 2020

rectal rapunzel

When your ass hair is so long it can be used as a super power.

When thirsty creeps try to slide in my girls DMs, I send em a pic of my ass. Rectal rapunzel keeps her safe.

by Doozerdude June 30, 2021

Rectal Rice

When maggots are crawling around in the rectum, typically on rotting corpses

I once saw a homeless guy with rectal rice. Nastiest shit I've ever seen

by JustASpy November 28, 2023

rectal nausea

The urgent need to pass a bowel movement, esp. suspected diahrreah.

Those peaches were delicious, but they gave me a terminal case of rectal nausea.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Rectal clap

When you are sucking in air thru your ass to make a fart but you push out your muscles while holding your butthole open. It makes a clapping sound and makes a rancid smell.

I was gonna butt suck but then I felt my butthole stay open so instead I just had some rectal claps.

by FigaroFrank August 1, 2017

rectal parasite

This is an individual who enjoys the art of ass kissing,ass sucking, brown nosing.

That individual has been in his ass so long as a rectal parasite their DNA's have become one.

by Oseola March 8, 2011

rectal broom

A rectal broom is a miniature brush used to remove particles such as dust and debris from ones rectum.

Nothing like a vigorous rectal broom cleaning after a questionable night out on the town.

by jdjeiwbdbheh333 March 14, 2016