smell-pretties

Anything that smells pretty. It depends on the context exactly what variety of item the term applies to, but it can be used to describe any number of things: beauty supplies (scented lotion, body wash, etc), perfumes, incense, flowers, really just anything that has the capability of smelling nicely, pleasantly, feminine...pretty.

Girl A) Hey, wanna go to the town bar and get drunk and do what bar-flies do?

Girl B) Nah, I'm excited; I get to go to a beauty party tonight! The hostess said to bring all my beauty products, smell-pretties, and makeup. She's got a cosmetologist friend. That is going to be SOOO much better than gettin' drunk in front of all the townies AGAIN!

by mommaserene March 9, 2010

god of pretties

A man that is so unbelievably handsome that all of the other pretty people in the world are nothing in comparison.

Look at the pic J just sent me, he's the hottest thing I've ever seen.
He is 100% the God of Pretties

by Tinkxxxxxx February 10, 2017

precious

A nick name for a heterosexual male that acts in a homosexual fashion. A male that try’s to be masculine but all to often shows his feminine side. A man that appears to have homosexual tendencies.

Joe: I saw precious walk down the hall wearing those gay diesel shoes today.
Butch: At least he quit dying his hair.
John: I know someday he may start wearing make-up, for men of course.

by John Hopper July 3, 2005

Pretentious

A kid who tries to get into a college just to impress people. And someone who thinks he is better but is really a try hard dickhead. Someone who sucks at everything theydo especially baseball and covers it up with all "talk" and no "walk"

Zach you're a pretentious dickhead. Because you always wana be better than everyone but you know you're just the same. Sorry bro

**cough**cough**dickhead**cough**cough**

by ShakerRaider5 April 19, 2012

Preciouss

A deeply religious blind sheep which is forbidden to read Harry Potter for it is blashpemy. It is constanly lead by the icy cold hand of the Christian church towards the slaughter house of the afterlife. Performs all of its Satanic worship at Wallmart and screeches at the merest hint of humor. Stupid, blind, stuborn, and fat, it takes offense lightly unless you insult its "savior" Jesus. It mates with itself through a complicated breeding process involving oral spawning and a strance form of a porous occular mucus. New borns usualy hatch out of the sticky membrane is about 2 weeks, screeching for fatty foods which is provided by the parent which allowes itslef to be devoured by the hideous offspring.

Is that a Preciouss? Hit the dirt!!! Whip out the M16s!!! Its gonna charge!!!
(A few hours of blood curling cries and battle roars) *All is still. Dust is in the air. As its sets, the morning sun reveales the silluette of the victor. The Preciouss stands alone, surrounded by the cadavers of enemies, still clutching their weapons in rigor mortis. Its tusks are stained with blood, its fat revealed by deep flesh wounds, yet the fact stayes immoved: the Preciouss is victorious, yet again.*

by Alexander Poniz / Jake Jackson February 29, 2004

Precious

An extremely charismatic good-looking tall dark skinned boy, capable of supporting all his friends. He tends to buss jokes often but when it's time for genuine advice he gives nothing short of the best. He has big feet which also means he has a big package to match. He has a close relationship with his boys often finding a couple bromances. He's very reserved when it comes to girls but when he finds his special boo, he'll treat her like the queen she is. He doesn't like arguing but if pissed off he will humiliate you in front of all your friends.

Oh my gosh, that boy is such a Precious, he's so good-looking and funny

by kidfromendz August 16, 2017

Pretentious

To have a boyfriend, and a figure.

"Dominique, you're so pretentious!"

"That's right, and he's a doctor."

by Lady Ashley June 12, 2018