Palined

To present yourself as ready for a job, only to be exposed early on as a talentless uneducated wackjob with charm.

"Oh man I got Palined by this idiot contractor big time. They couldn't even keep the paint off the woodwork let alone hang the wallpaper straight."

by THE DAVAD October 29, 2008

palin-pong

The name for Sarah Palin's specialized skill of shooting ping-pong balls from her vagina at high rates of speed with incredible accuracy.

John McCain had a heart attack when he was palin-ponged by surprise.

by chunnel January 16, 2009

Sarah Palin

Alaskan governess chosen by John McCain as his running mate for the 2008 U.S. Presidential election.

A former beauty queen and high-school basketball player which only up until a year-and-a-half ago was mayor of a town of 8,000. (Yet is somehow ready to become Vice-President of the free world. And to think that they criticize Barack Obama for inexperience.) Really chosen by McCain to sway cheap votes for him primarily because she's hawt.

Was in trouble in her own state due to abuse of power with legislative investigation underway due to allegations that she fired Alaska's public safety commissioner because he refused to fire her brother-in-law (a state trooper). Is Pro-Life, against same-sex marriage, anti-evolution, has no real idea of foreign policy or the economy.

She's still pretty hot, though.

"I've been so focused on state government, I haven't really focused much on the war in Iraq."

-- Sarah Palin on Iraq and foreign-policy, Alaskan Business Monthly.

"What is it exactly that the VP does every day?"

-- Sarah Palin on the Vice-President's responsibilities, to Larry Kudlow of CNBC's Kudlow & Co. In an other interview with Kudlow she considered herself a "long-shot" for the Vice-Presidency. Also stated that the veep job was "unproductive" in a different interview a month earlier.

by 200WingFilms October 18, 2008

Sarah Palin

Noun

Boldfaced, shameless liar.

One who lacks integrity or self-respect.

Someone who doesn't believe in science or facts or evidence.

Hypocrite

She said she opposed a bill that she infact had supported. She's such a Sarah Palin.

by A J' P October 24, 2008

Sarah Palin

A mentally ill "politician" who doesn't understand why we've been in Korea for the last 50 years. Someone who FOX News hired as a political commentator that cant comment on politics unless it involves abortion, gay marriage, stem cells, terrorists or other dumb shit that gets the religious nuts all riled up. If her and McCain had won she would be a heartbeat away from being the leader of the free world because everyone knows McCains' old ass is about to keel over any minute. She does have one thing going for her though. Even though she's forty-something and has shit out four or five kids, she still looks really sexy.

Guy #1: Sarah Palin is useless.
Guy #2: No she's good for one thing. You can stick your penis in her mouth and shut her up. Teach her a lesson

by ???s upon ???s March 31, 2010

Palinism

An updated version of McCarthyism, which takes its name from the late Sen. Joseph McCarthy, the Wisconsin liar, demagogue and drunk, and means, according to Wikipedia, "reckless, unsubstantiated accusations, as well as demagogic attacks on the character or patriotism of political adversaries." As far as we know, Sarah Palin is not a drunk.

Palinism will someday become as extinct as the polar bear.

by qaf August 18, 2009

Sarah Palin Situation

A book, movie, conversation or idea so boring, it instantly puts you to sleep

Gal: Hey, can you escort me to my sewing class
Dude to self: I am in for a Sarah Palin Situation.

by Glass (Dr.J) December 7, 2009