inch-pound

noun:
1.) A unit of work equal to the work done by a force of one pound acting through a distance of one foot in the direction of the force. 1 inch-pound = 0.11298 Joules.

2.) A measure of force required to insert an inch of your penis into your partner. Varies with position, orifice and willingness of partner.

verb:
3.) What one does while having sex with a small-dicked male.

1.) The engineer applied 8 inch-pounds of torque to the screw. What a fuckin nerd!
2.) It takes over 100 inch-pounds to have sex with Claire and only 3 inch-pounds to do anal with Bethany. Probably should hang out with Bethany.
3.) Ishmael got dumped by Samantha because she was sick of inch-pounding him and getting nothing in return.

by don't go to engineering school July 8, 2009

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Get the inch-poundmug.

Brown-pound

To beat up a female who is much much smaller than you to the point where her face is extremely bruised. Taken from Chris Brown's beating of his hot girlfriend.

Aaron: Dude, my girlfriend said nickelback sucked. I brown-pounded her.

Jake: (hits aaron hard) dude, you dont hit a woman! and nickelback DOES suck!
(hits him again)

by DontLookBackInAnger March 15, 2009

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