short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom

An extremely cheap person. A miser. One who never wants to pay his own way.

Don't ask Adam to buy, he's got short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom.

by jdgator1000 June 19, 2011

Nevada Hot Pocket

Deposit a bowel movement into a vagina (a speculum may facilitate this action). Essentially this is a space dock.
Once the space dock is complete, cunnilingus is performed, ensuring that at least some, if not all, fecal matter has been extracted from the vigina.

Dude 1: After I shit in her cunt, I totally ate the Nevada Hot Pocket.
Dude 2: You ate that shit out of her cunt?
Dude 1: Yeah, bro, then she made out with me.
Dude 2: Daaaaamn, you chocolate balled her.

by HOT Love Bug October 21, 2013

anime hot pocket

When your friend is watching hentai, and you come up behind them and firmly grasp their butt cheeks, as you shove a USB filled with 2 terabytes of child porn into their exposed rectum.

I just gave my girlfriend the best anime hot pocket.

by Teamcarrytoxic May 16, 2018

uniacke packs ass

a phrase found in the halls of fairfield county schools, it sums up the activities Kyle Uniacke with it's simplicity.

origins: the cafeteria of fairfield prep.

dude, it says UNIACKE PACKS ASS! everywhere in this place!

by Drew V. July 10, 2004

wetter than an otter's pocket

an otter has a wet pocket and you're wetter than his little pocket

jacob: you're wetter than an otter's pocket
jane: huh?
jacob: my little otter pocket
jane: okay sweet cheeks this little game of yours has been going on for 5 years now you need to cut it out. im not sleeping with you anymore

by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021

PETA Pocket

A Pita Pocket sandwich made with hamburger, Italian sausage, bacon, pepperoni, canadian bacon, and/or any other meat desired. There are no vegetables in a PETA pocket.

I love animals, I think I'll eat a PETA pocket, mmmm, mmmm, good!

by I Newkirk January 6, 2010

Hot pocket handjob

The act of somone recieving a handjob from a third party but the third party is using a hot pocket

Sarah gave me the best Hot pocket handjob of my life man, she even ate the hot pocket

by Checkeredbackpack September 19, 2013