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park & pipe rats 

Park & Pipe Rats are persons who spend their days skiing and riding the Park and Pipe features at a ski resort and waste precious lift line space for real skiers and snow riders.

Park & Pipe Rats speak the language of dude-speak and are known for their dude-tude attitude towards the general skiing and snowboarding public.

Easily spotted by their tall tee's, pants hanging half-way off their asses and Bruno style hair cuts, male Park & Pipe Rats are dangerous to both young women and cougars alike.
Jib Slice and the rest of his Park & Pipe Rats buddies have poached more cougars at this ski hill than the ski instructors.

Those Park & Pipe Rats look like they shop at the Big and Tall store. All upper body and really short legs. That's what makes them so good at cougar hunting, I guess?!?
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shite pipe 

Scottish word meaning the anal opening, "The Arse Hole".
"Dave shafted Sammy up the shite pipe".
shite pipe by D-BUCK May 13, 2005

Mississippi Pipeline 

The act of placing half of a straw up a man's urethra and the other half up another man's urethra. The pair can then proceed with fluid exchanges in the form of semen or urine.
Mike had just finished his fruity smoothie with Raph. The straw was tempting so they performed a Mississippi pipeline.

Fart Pipe 

An oversized, noisy, performance-robbing (that's right, Ricer !) muffler found on otherwise stock import vehicles.

See Fart Can, shithead
I just put a Greddy exhaust and an AEM intake an my Geo is Flyin, dog!
Fart Pipe by DoctorThrottle April 26, 2004

smoke the meat pipe 

Slang term meaning to "suck dick".
Richard Simmons really likes to smoke the meat pipe.

pipe layer 

A guy who is a tremendously good fuck
Yeah, I got down with that dude... he is a real pipe layer
pipe layer by sweetgirl May 30, 2005

peace pipe 

Pipe used by Native Americans in peace ceremonies. Still used today by Native Americans, or also used in medicinal purposes, also be can used like a regular.
I sometimes let my boss Richey smoke the peace pipe, as long as he let me smoke it first.
peace pipe by Saints September 9, 2003