drug dealer phone

a shitty 90s phone that drug dealers use not to get tracked

dealer: you ready for the heroin?
me: your on your drug dealer phone right?

by ramen..boyyt September 20, 2021

full as a fairy's phone book

Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.

"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."

by Magogigle October 23, 2009

put the freak on the phone

if something is really nice

man put the freak on the phone this food good asf

put the freak on the phone this dude fine ash

by reallyprettygirl12345 October 6, 2020

Smart Phone

Smart Phones are much like the fabled iPhones of legend, are effectively pimped out Mobile phones with many features derived from other already successful products but in one single device. This saves pocket space but the downside being it’s not quite as good the original devices.
Whilst checking Facebook intermittently and viewing high-resolution photos on a tiny screen whilst in conversation indispensible whilst anyone who they were talking patiently awaits a response.

Bill: Hey how are you?

Ted: I'm good, I'm just on... Haha

Bill: ... What?

Ted: Oh nothing just reading someone's status update on my new smart phone.

Bill: Hmm ok

by DaftSteamPunk September 20, 2010

phone sex

Gives you hearing AIDS

It' a joke, idiot. Phone sex is sex over the phone.

by Captain Albatross January 24, 2010

phoneaholic

Someone who is addicted to their phone.

Out teacher is a phoneaholic.

by bevhills March 30, 2010

phone in

When a person's heart and concentration are not really in the present moment or activity. They are detached and distant.

As Jane kept glancing at the clock on restaurant's wall and looking at the front door, Seth wondered what was causing her to phone in to their date.

by Lavender12 April 29, 2016