Phatinium

1)A combination of the element Pt being a rare metal with Phat
2)A Cool Metal
3)Pretty Hot and Tempting Metal
4)Pussy, Hips, Ass Tits coated in Rare Metal
5)A dense, malleable, ductile, precious, gray-white transition metal that is Pretty Hot and Tempting
6) On June 5, 2009, Platinum was worth $1263.00 per troy ounce (approximately $40.09 per gram). Thats Phatinium.

1) Dude that Phatinium is better than Gold!

2) Damn, she hot like Phatinium

by RonPar August 29, 2009

phat to death

Description of a desirable woman who is not fat, but very juicy - in a good way - on top and at the bottom.

i.e. Pretty in the face, thick in the waist.

Did you see what Serena was wearing last night on the court? Yo son, shorty was phat to death!

by Mr Freddie Mac October 15, 2009

Phat Piss

A need to urinate for an extremely long period of time, and when accomplished, one feels joyus and excited for completing such a goal.

I call the bathroom when we get home, i have to take a phat piss.

by thesilverbullet February 3, 2010

Phantom Shit Perfecto

A shit which leaves behind no trace. When you wipe your arse you find that it's clean, and when you look in the toilet nothing is there. You're left wondering if you actually had a shit.

- I had a shit perfecto this morning. My arse was as clean as a polished sixpence.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.

- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.

by greenlectern September 1, 2010

Phagocytize

An object absorbing another object into oblivion. Derived from the biological process

Phagocytosis.

1. Chris's desk is such a mess it almost phagocytized my football.

2. If you're not careful Satana will Phagocytize your soul.

by TheDude666 August 11, 2012

Phacebook Philosopher

A person who in real life lacks actual intelligence but on social media regularly post "deep" statuses or tweets that show their "emotional" sides. Phacebook Philosophers rarely ever live by these teachings and these post are done almost purely to give the allusion of sophistication. They often tell of success and the future and sound good on paper. Occasionally they will sprinkle God's name in the post to add a religious aspect to the mix. The most common Phacebook Philosophers are hoes.

Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Everyone is gonna hurt you but you have to find the ones worth suffering for."

This hoe allows herself to be used continuously and is apparently oblivious to it. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.

Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Going to Bible Study tonight!!"

Little do you know that she is merely going for social purposes if at all. And the amount of dick she will suck afterwards will counteract any good she's done previously that day. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.

by In.The.AM October 18, 2013

phasonance

Phase-resonance. Refers to the ability of a dynamical system to exhibit a zero-phase response to oscillatory inputs.

Certain neuron types in the nervous system exhibit phasonance

by HGR February 12, 2014