pediatric pneumonia

When you inhale a load from your man and it gets into your lungs causing pneumonia. “Sperm-lung”

I got laid last night but that damn pediatric pneumonia is kicking my ass today.

I can’t breathe with this pediatric pneumonia those kid are partying in my lungs.

by Hero with the PEDImate June 5, 2021

Pandivinist Anunnakism

Pandivinist Anunnakism, also Anunnaki Pandivinism, Pandivinist Zuism or Zuist Pandivinism, is a form of Anunnakism and Pandivinism that believes that the Anunnaki gods are powerful universal forces that are present everywhere, where the Anunnaki gods can manifest through feelings, thoughts, experiences, visions, revelations among others. Pandivinist Anunnakism also believes that the Anunnaki gods are in everything and everyone and that everything that happens in the universe and in existence is somehow influenced or permitted by the Anunnaki.

"Pandivinist Anunnakism is an interesting form of Anunnakism which believes that the Anunnaki gods are powerful universal forces that are present everywhere and in everything and everyone."

by Full Monteirism July 20, 2021

pedihole

People who like to have intercourse with knotholes in young trees.

Plural; pediholes, pediholers

While John the pedihole tree trimmer was trimming a young tree, his penis accidentally on purpose made it's way into a brand new knothole.

WARNING: That is not sap!

by WelfareMothersMakeBetterLovers August 1, 2021

Pandini

Referring to the Covid-19 Pandemic that started in late 2019 and became global by March of 2020. A term used to refer to this point of time and less about the pandemic itself. It is more of a satirist way of referring to the "current times" as there is no current end date to the Covid-19 pandemic.

"So how has your pandini been going for ya?"
"At the start of the pandini I was all into binged watching new shows to me like Brooklyn-99. At this point I'm back to re-watched Bob's Burgers for the 6th time through."

by FlyingOctophant September 8, 2021

pandiyan

Avan oru seriyana baku intha ulagathula ipdi oru baku irukave mudiyathu apdi iruntha athu kandippa pandiyana tha irukum

Nee enna pandiyana(baku)

by Vanakam di mapla November 23, 2021

Pandi

"Fungi di minchia iauti tanti".
A sicilian proverb, specifically from Piazza Armerina(EN), to use when someone proposes something you don't like.

"Do you want to drive for 4 hours?"
"Pandi"
"What's pandi? "
"Fungi di minchia iauti tanti"

by Laporte98 December 12, 2021

pedicine

Pedicine when one sings the rhyme it makes sense

You can’t have medicine without pedicine

by yingyangginger December 21, 2021