Peasant

A peasant is a term used for someone who is annoying, dumb or not as swagalicious as yourself. Peasant can be used as an odd affectionate term for you close ones HOWEVER it can also be perceived as an insult, so use wisely.

Can be shortened to "pes" for extra emphasis.

*Juniors are walking slowly in front of you*
"UGH these juniors are such PEASANTS"

by sheveges_beasts_4EVA April 28, 2019

whirrled peas

1.)to throw a pea across the room
2.)To end all wars on earth

I whirrled peas at my darling sister

Before Bush took office, we almost had whirrled peas

by BeerFish December 14, 2008

Team Pegasus

1. A group of men who only go after girls with crazy parents
2. Men attracted to girls with crazy or strange parents

I was balls deep in this chick until her parents showed up with a shotgun, now I'm on Team Pegasus

by Corbo and G-Baby May 8, 2011

Evil Pegasus

Attaching a dildo to ones head and pounding ones anus-hole then fly of gracefully in the distance.

I walked in on my grandpa giving Aunt Jane an Evil Pegasus. Then grandpa just flew away...

by Tasty Orange Popsicle September 19, 2013

village peasant

Someone who thinks there wonderful and above everyone else has no comphehion lives in a village where eveyone is simple

Wow you really are a village peasant

by Tiggs June 6, 2018

Peas

A cult of homely housewives obsessed with scrapbooking. They call themselves peas in reference to the web site message board they fight with each other on.

A pea is someone who doesn't have a life but pretends to by creating scrapbooks of staged family moments.

A pea is someone who lives in a trailer but owns a $1000 dRebel camera because every other pea has one.

A pea is someone who will stick a Diva Cup up her crotch because all the other peas bragged wonderful it is.

A pea spends her life creating the perfect image to make her life seem grander than it is.

by Pealina September 16, 2006

Peas

A plural for little green round vegetables, commonly eaten with potato, roast dinner, and other meals. Peas are often a source of excitement for men and women of all ages, as the notion forms an adrenaline rush and can make a person go hyper and lose sensibility whilst thinking of the peas. Eating the peas relieves the adrenaline rush as it calms and satisfies the person eating the peas.
Can come in many forms.

"What are we having for dinner?" "PEAS"

Peas, mushy peas, peas in a pod, mange tout, and several more forms of peas.

by chl0zz April 3, 2013