Patrick

An amazingly sexy beast who is skilled in World of Warcraft.

Victor: That guy kicked my ass
Matt: Yeah he was a real Patrick

by Matt "Patrick" February 23, 2009

Patrick

A FUCKING DUMBASS

A patrick is stoopid

by Jaws1706 October 19, 2020

Patrick Schwasted

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

by Justin Barowski May 1, 2006

patrick stump

omfg he is so adorable he always weres a hat and hes the lead singer and he plays the guitar for his emo rox band Fall Out Boy he is so hot omfg i wanna marrie him he is so hot when he has long hair and his hair cover his long side burgs lol so hot

girl :my bf looks like patrick stump

boy :omfg is tht guy patrick stump

girl :no thts my bf

boy :sweet

by danidaisy November 3, 2006

john patrick

John Patrick is a man made of more than your average JP. He loves his gran, he loves football and he really enjoys chatting about what's for dinner. Mostly found cracking jokes, he's a cheeky chappy and easily as handsome as Rick Astley.

John Patrick will know which yoghurt Beyonce likes.

by EasilyConfused July 21, 2020

Patrick Leach

Man with an unusually small penis.

Everybody loves Patrick Leach.

by thegoodman November 6, 2010

patrick demoss

super chill, cuteee, lazy, caring, adorable, loved by teachers and friends, generally has adorable dimples and a cute smile. Makes everyones day and over all amazing person. Hes a keeper

that guy is so partick demoss we should hang out with him more.
I wish i was like patrick demoss.

by smiley9495 October 28, 2011