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PAIR

Defines as:
1) Balls, i mean man's balls.
2) Soup lake that a certain monkey specie drained. Then stored it on their balls.
1) Grow a PAIR, man.
2) PAIR are difficult to get, with those Monkeys guarding their balls.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018
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Au pair

The cheapest child care option on the market. Cheap nanny. Servitude type of work. Deffinitely not a cultural experience. Bad business. Au pair is often abused by host family: overhours, lack of food, withold stipend, taking care of pet, insults, offensive remarks. Everything behind closed doors. Agencies require calling Au pair member of the family/friend because in this way its easy to manipulate participant. Currently program with lawsuit. Very double side faced program.
A:I want my Au pair to take the dog out.
B: Just tell her she's the member of the family. She will be eager to do it.
by Aroundandaround November 28, 2018
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Piper Papir

Another word for Penis
also more fun to say than penis
suck my piper papir
insert your piper papir
you better put a condom on your piper papir
by Ematts27 September 20, 2019
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Two Pair Ace Ten

It’a a hand in Poker/Texas Hold’em where you have two aces and two tens. If you have this hand at the end of the every one that folded has to give the person with two pair ace ten half of all of there chips as long with the entire pot.
Timmy has a two pair ace ten, so billy has to give him half of his chips.
by FatHecker December 29, 2020
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pastry chef

A sex act performed in the following manner:

1. Have sex with a condom on
2. Bust a nut inside the condom
3. Remove the condom
4. Bite a hole in the tip of the condom
5. Squeeze out the contents of the condom in a decorative pattern on your partner's face.
I had sex last night and gave her the pastry chef.
by NasteeVag March 29, 2009
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pastrami

As my brother once defined it when I asked him where pastrami meat came from... the meat comes from a bird, it's like a turkey, only bigger, and it's native to the outback of Australia!
Lindsey: "Hey Andy, where does pastrami meat come from?"
Andy: "You've never heard of a pastrami?"
Lindsey: "You mean it's an animal???"
Andy: "Yeah, it's kinda like a turkey, only bigger. They're native to the outback in Australia."
Lindsey: "Why do you have to lie? Wikipedia says it's cured beef... BROTHERS!"
by Lindy Lou October 14, 2008
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rug pastry

I totally ate the rug pastry
by BugGirl July 31, 2003
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