Parents

The hidden villains of humankind that perform modern-era slavery. Commonly found in pairs composed of a 'mother' and 'motherfucker', although there are exceptions. Their subjects are usually minors of ages 0-18. Common traits:

1. Claiming monopoly over their slaves, commonly known as 'children', and belief that they are their property.

2. Forcing slaves to comply to their demands and thus causing life-lasting scars, mental and rarely, physical. Usually by stripping away any joy children find.
3. Believing that their act of reproducing and increasing the population of Earth is commendable.

Me: Hey dad, mom, can I go to my friend's birthday party tomorrow? He's holding it in the school gym, all the teachers will be attending and it'll last from 1-5 in the afternoon.

Parents: NO I KNOW YOU'RE LYING AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO DRUGS!!! GO STUDY, YOU ONLY GOT A 92 ON YOUR PHYSICS TEST LAST WEEK!

by Aidenisfuckingdead September 16, 2021

Parents

The people you will never make proud in life.

Child: *Exists*
Parents: Sigh..."You're a Disappointment"

by JojosBizarredrugstore November 21, 2021

parents

The people who think they are doing the right thing for you but are just fucking you up and blaming it on social media. These two beings claim they love you but take out all their frustrations out on you, tell others terrible things about you and act like they did not want you in the first place and the worse thing is, is that you grow up thinking it was your fault they were this way

I must be useless since my parents keep calling me that.

by depressed person November 22, 2021

Parents

The Full Form of PARENT is Parent Awareness Responsibility Engage Nurture and Trust.
A mother or father of a person or an animal, or someone who looks after a person in the same way that a parent does:

You know they just became parents, they’ve named their child, joe

by TheMadSaint November 24, 2021

Parents

People who think bullying is ok as long as it's done by them. If you're a parent reading this, you're probably about to write your own definition about how "you're doing it for our own good" or that "you are trying to help save our asses" Don't waste your time. Everyone can see through your bullshit. You are just trying to justify that our suffering is a good thing. I myself have asian parents and for some reason, a lot of other parents seem to like asian parents because they get shit done and raise smart, disciplined kids. No bitch. Discipline does not mean passively accepting someone mentally and sometimes even physically abusing you. I've been told in the past that the only reason I am smart and talented at everything is because my parents pressured me to be that way. I can't remember the last time my parents have ever done or taught anything useful for me besides going to work and serving me. When they try, it's often overused, recycled garbage that I could've figured out myself. I think the main reason people like asian parents is because of the way they present themselves. They are seen as badasses who get whatever they want whenever they want. In other words, they're assholes who can get away with it.

All these cocksuckers from other cultures want to suck up to these asian parent assholes so they don't have to take the responsibility of being a good parent. By the way asian kids are not smarter than anyone else. That stereotype is bullshit. They are just more likely to become doctors. Asian parents also have a tendency to act like they are more logical and scientific than anyone else on the planet even though they don't know shit about anything. I blame the whole "logical nerd who doesn't care about feelings" cliché on them. The worst thing you can do is try to please people with this kind of condescending attitude. I think asian parents and anyone who tries to act like them deserve to be abused by their boss.Asian dad: Son, did you do your homework?

Me: *frowns and walks away
Asian mom: Hey. Why is he ignoring you. Answer him.
Asian dad: No, that's okay. I don't care about him. As long as he is doing his work I'm fine. I aM sCiEnCe MaN. I dOn'T cArE aBoUt FeElInGs. oooohhhhhhh. *fart

by pooperfart November 28, 2021

parents

1. people who scream at u when u need someone to talk

2. people who blame everyone on u when ur depressed and so fucked up in ur life

3. people who say theyre always by ur side and ignore u when u need someone the most

i for sure love my parents duh.

by t.tiana January 2, 2022

Parents

Someone who takes care of you as a child

My PARENTS are going to help me grow

by APPLES AND APPLES February 3, 2022