Lame town in West Virginia. There is absolutely nothing here but old people and hills. Although it is considered 'urban' it lacks many qualities of urban civilization, such as Target stores. If you are considering moving here and are under the age of forty/have kids, please find the nearest brick and bash your head with it repeatedly and reconsider.
Person 1: Hey man, it's Saturday! We should go out.
Person 2: Go out WHERE?
Person 1: Damn, I forgot. We're in Parkersburg. Nevermind, then.
Person 2: Go out WHERE?
Person 1: Damn, I forgot. We're in Parkersburg. Nevermind, then.
by PyramidHeadRape January 2, 2009
Get the Parkersburg mug.A person of any age who is mentally fossilised, cautious, brain-dead, dull, unimaginative, dinosauric, living in the past, not with-it, or has lost his marbles. Someone who is uncomfortable with the age of the Internet and mobile phones and still communicates by snail mail and gets his information from the library. A dodo.
Named after Jurassic Park, the film, and the coastline in Dorset, England, now known too as Jurassic Park, with its ammonites and other fossils. An inhabitant of Lyme Regis, Dorset. Fossil Hunters.
Named after Jurassic Park, the film, and the coastline in Dorset, England, now known too as Jurassic Park, with its ammonites and other fossils. An inhabitant of Lyme Regis, Dorset. Fossil Hunters.
A horde of Jurassic Parkers got off the coach for a 'pit-stop'.
Strung out a long the beach, armed with geological hammers and backpacks,were a dozen keen Jurassic Parkers examining the rocks for ammonites they could take home for the mantlepiece.
He stood scratching his head in bewilderment and chuntering to himself about the need to check it all again - a Jurassic Parker in complete faff mode. The group left without him.
Strung out a long the beach, armed with geological hammers and backpacks,were a dozen keen Jurassic Parkers examining the rocks for ammonites they could take home for the mantlepiece.
He stood scratching his head in bewilderment and chuntering to himself about the need to check it all again - a Jurassic Parker in complete faff mode. The group left without him.
by Henley January 1, 2009
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by jiggo swizzle February 26, 2011
Get the Parker mug.This really cute and crazy kid. He's kind of full of himself, but he has this innocence about him. It sometimes pisses me off. But then he says something that makes it better. When he hugs me, I don't want him to let go. My heart beats about 100x faster when I think about him. Of course, though, he's a player.. but he's still like, the sweetest. Oh, did I mention cah-yute? Cause he is. Anyway, he has a girl . Yeah , shocker. My friends say I'm crazy, but I fell for him, out of control.
"Hey, who's that guy? He's cah-yute!"
"That's Parker Cazier.. I really like him, but he doesn't realize it."
"That's Parker Cazier.. I really like him, but he doesn't realize it."
by ilikecake.101 September 7, 2011
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Get the Francis Parker mug.A young woman who is so sweet, kind, funny and relatable with all her fans. Cynthia always keeps it real and that’s what people love about her .
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