parade float

a gaudy person, usually female, with bad taste and an overbearing demeanor.

I could never be attracted to a parade float like that. She's too tacky.

by Yakuman June 5, 2018

Paramedic

Someone who looks good in a green jumpsuit and can drive a van really fast through tight roads. In their social world they let their hair down and can party and drink with the best of them. First to the scene of an accident and last to leave a party.

Look at that paramedic and how fast she can drive, I wonder who would win in a van race an F1 driver, a rally driver or that green jump-suited paramedic.

by Stig J. Bungee June 25, 2018

Meat Parakeet

The act of putting ones entire package on the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim.

"Hey."
"Hey what's up?"
"Did I tell you I got a new pet?"
"No, really?"
"Yea. Say hello to my meat parakeet"
"Nice. Polly want a cracker?"

by Thought Monkey July 9, 2010

Soft Parade

When two or more people take have a psychedelic trip together, either on LSD or Magic Mushroom.

Dude I got 4 hits of acid, get 2 of your friends to trip with us we will have a soft parade

by DogStreet_ March 27, 2016

The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet

A secret society, similar (but not related to) the Freemasons. Founded by Richmond M M Swigberry-Smythe II Esq in 1915, this society spread rom a select few English nobility to several different cultures across the world. The Order is now non-denominational, and promotes open-mindedness, practise of the arts, and the wearing of ridiculous clothes. The Order is known for wearing fez (one well-known former member is the famous British magician/comedian Tommy Cooper), one of its most prestigious awards is the Glass Fez of Swigberry Smythe.

by Thelonius Groinberg September 16, 2003

paramedic sandwich

An apparatus in which a patient is placed on and shacked to a gurney, a second gurney is placed inverted on top of the patient, and the two gurneys are shackled together. Used when patients are stabilized and represent an extreme risk to themselves or others. May be used as a punitive measure when the threat (or administration) of a rectal exam is considered to be ineffective.

"If the dirtball in Room Two doesn't cool down, give him twenty mgs of Vitamin H, slap him into a paramedic sandwich and transport him to County."

by Knife and Gun Club July 27, 2009

Meat Parade

Just a parade of female meats. Booty and titties.

Look at this squad of females, just a meat parade.

by ProtectWomensRights July 12, 2019