parachute

Huge white bloomers

Mike: That gal you picked up last night just left when you were in the shower.
Harvey: Thanks.

Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.

Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.

by cut the cards January 25, 2023

Arse particles

the particles expelled when you fart, which linger in the air, causing smell.

PARTICLE: ie, atoms ... etc: expelled from bum-hole, thusly named "Arse Particles"

"Upon waking, James lifted his duvet covers and wafted the arse particles around the room. Hannah turned over...and woke up thinking something had died as the particles lingered in her nostrils."

by PARTICLECHICK November 13, 2011

Smarticle Particle

Someone who is smarter than most other people

Joe: Do you think you passed the test?
Aubrey: I copied off Dave and he's a smarticle particle

by T-Rex 321 December 19, 2016

love particles

The indivisible component, or particle, which defines attraction to another being. The level of attraction is proportional to the quantity of love particles which are interacting with the object or entity which is the subject of love.

He has more love particles toward her than she for him, and although he is saddened by this, he still gets a boner when she is near.

by Obviously eric April 8, 2020

hair parachute

jizz on a girls face and then pull out a couple of pubs and blows it all over a girls face

shane getting coty west in the face with a strap on

by uncle mitchell March 18, 2005

partical

any belonging/things a person has that you know is not theirs.

robbers: *carrying a bag of money*
You: hey! what are you doing with that partical!

by Nosirt April 13, 2016

Parascoping

When one gets a boner in waist deep water causing the tip to protrude the surface.

While at the swim up bar, Matt was caught parascoping while speaking with an attractive girl.

by CleverIdiot April 17, 2015