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PALMER HAS SUCH A FLAT ASS IT ACTUALLY IS HORRENDOUS. EVERYTIME I SEE IT WHILST WATCHING THE THING 1982, I WINCE IN PAIN AND FLINCH. HOW DOES HE WALK AROUND CARRYING JUST SKIN AND BONE, NO FAT!!
palmer the thing has such a flat fucking ass it actually pains me to look at, you wouldnt be able to shake that shit !!!
by meowbark13 June 4, 2023
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armless palmer

It’s when your next door neighbor hates kid rock and def Leppard but u insist that he go to their latest farewell tour next week and u just happen to wear his favorite perfume white diamonds while you are throwing him in the mosh pit and he loses one arm
Oh wow !!! Look at that armless palmer. He must b a true fan of Def Leppard and kid rock. Look at him go!
by Makessense4cents girl December 24, 2023
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armless Palmer

It’s when your next door neighbor that hates Def Leppard and kid rock with a passion throws a fit becuz someone buys him the grand farewell tour front row tickets to Def Leppard featuring kid rock. And he smells nothing but white diamonds the whole time he is there. While he is losing one arm in the mosh pit eating squash
Oh wow. That armless Palmer must b a true fan of Def Leppard and kid rock….. look at him go!!
by Beautifulcrazypancake December 24, 2023
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Rusty Palmer

When a girl takes a shit in there hand and gives a guy a hand job without washing the shit off. This will leave a rusted look on the shaft of the penis. Hence rusty palmer
He ask his girlfriend to give him a rusty palmer.
by Doc Rondow January 8, 2024
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Amish Palmer

Drinking Arnold Palmers while getting a hand job in a horse drawn carriage
I was shotgunning an Arnold Palmer while she was giving me an Amish Palmer in the carriage at Christmas.
by YEE F*ckin HAW October 20, 2023
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Arnold Palmer

When you urinate in a girls anus during or after anal intercourse.
My girlfriend finally let me give her an Arnold Palmer last night, she really enjoyed it.
by Scott825 October 25, 2023
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Getting Palmered

When you get financially shafted, or you can’t win an argument with a certain person.
to use peoples equipment or knowledge for personal and or financial gain without repaying the favour. Getting Palmered

Palmering - to make friends and connections only with wealthy people
by A Palmered person November 18, 2023
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